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i hope you're ready for like five million tflns

[hypercompetent]

So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.

Oh lordy.

[triskeles]

Why a trench coat.
Not that I'm complaining about minimal wrapping, but are you taking up life as a flasher now?

i was not kidding also i assume you know who these are for

[electromagnetics]

I found my mom's vibrator, how was your day?

SNORTS LOUDLY

[loyals]

oh man been there
except when i was like ten
stiles was convinced it was a massager or something.

1/?? welp

[shucker]

So, uh
you're on your plane by now.
So I think it's probably safe to send these

[shucker]

That...definitely happened didn't it.
I wasn't really thinking, I don't think
Or maybe I was thinking too much--

[shucker]

Not that it was a bad kind of thinking! (Or not thinking)

[shucker]

No, it was definitely the opposite of bad.
Because I've been wanting to do that for...forever

[shucker]

Like for as long as we've really been friends.
Is that weird?
It feels kind of weird to just type this out because I've been keeping it secret for so long.

[shucker]

You're
really good at that too
I guess I'm not surprised, lol
It was kind of how I imagined it

one more!!!

[shucker]

...I think I just made this creepy so
Yeah.
Have a safe flight, text me when you land.
:)

this is the sound of "i'm too chicken to play nico with introspection but i still want to play"

[morte]

What made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?

bless u

[fulmineus]

Because molotov cocktails can come in handy?

i have no idea what au this is but have it anyway

[gimp]

i'm gonna BLOODY MARRY HIM

[ that's it that's the text
guess who's drunk ]

who knows we'll figure it out

[arms]

that so, champ.
why's that?

[ We guess Newt. ]

[greenies]

so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. the worst part? my roommate wasn't even surprised you were a dirty talker.

[arms]

i don't know if i should be insulted or take that as a compliment.

[ A pause, then: ]
can't really complain, though, since you sure weren't complaining when it was happening.

[gimp]

If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.

[arms]

i almost don't want to ask.
but i'm so used to these texts by now that the curiosity is too much.

what now?

[greenies]

They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"

[arms]

i can verify that this is exactly what you said to the doctor.
funny why that is, huh?

[cranks]

i. I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian

ii. it's not my fault I turn girls gay

[arms]

oh my god.
is this revenge for last month?
i mean we weren't dating, we were just hooking up, but cmon shirley temple.

[gimp]

squeezes out this tag

[unled]

[ They're back.

Whoever they are, they're back. Alby would be frustrated or annoyed or even worried if it weren't so funny sometimes. It's definitely amusing, at least. A challenge. The network needs to be kept airtight, and whoever this person is, they keep him constantly on his toes. Every attempt to get to the information kept within has him updating security and leaving a message for the intrepid hacker.

This time? ]

ACCESS IS (STILL) DENIED.

I get that you're determined to gain access, but it's kind of confidential for a reason. Maybe you can get the information if you ask nice enough, but I'm not sure.

[gimp]

Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.

[flexed]

hey i softened the landing.
i think, anyways.
besides he knows it's friendly groping you're gayer than a fruit basket.

[gimp]

y'know how i went out last night and said i wouldn't see you until morning
i'm snowed in
send a bloody plow

1/3

[arms]

yeah we got like a metric shitton of snow last night.
i think it's still snowing, actually??
idk i'm stuck in the apartment because you know how sanchez is about getting even a shovel within a five mile radius of the building.

[hypercompetent]

Minho, i swear to god
don't make me come down there to get my freaking pants
what part of "my keys are in there" did you not get

[arms]

oh i got it just fine.
i am in fact holding the keys at this very second.
unfortunately, i'm not gonna come give you your pants.
you're gonna have to come and get em stilinski.

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[trashykawa]

Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after.
i'll even make coffee (ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ

jfc 1/2

[grumpily]

do you not realize how much studying I have to do? sleep and food don't exist anymore oikawa.

i changed my mind

[kablam]

i ttly agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over!!!!!!!

omg I didn't get notifs for either of these until now

[thekinged]

its distracting we need to focus on practice pregame

[trashykawa]

yahoo, sawadai-chan!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ
how's being out with kurun and boku-chan doing for you?
i just walked your loverboy in safe and sound ~

[workouts]

thanks oikawa.
ah bokuto psased out in his shot one sec

[ He is too drunk for this but have an image attachment of Bokuto in a puddle of booze with a cup on one of his owl hair horns. ]

we're usin him for a cup rack now

[trashykawa]

iwachan, yahoo ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ
are you home right now?

[grumpily]

why? what're you up to this time?