unless you want me to keep them hostage and you can just sit outside your dorm room until scott gets back from kira's. i'm sure i could call her and ask her to send him home early.
[ laughs forever it depends entirely upon you, Stiles. ]
okay!! fine!!!! i am literally sitting outside of my dorm door hungover with no keys or pants what's this probably embarrassing thing you're going to inevitably do and put on vine
who said i was gonna put it on vine? maybe i want to keep it all to myself. i'm coming now, calm down. everyone else is still hungover or in class already, you're fine.
people who sleep in their jeans can't be trusted. especially not in skinny jeans. admittedly these make your ass look great so i guess i can let it slide.
[ you're damn straight he's a thankless ingrate he takes pride in maintaining an image tyvm.
stiles looks up when hears the door open--and promptly laughs. (and also sort of groans because holy shit minho's hot look how big his thigh muscles are.) ] Dude.
[ He's going to throw your keys down the stairwell and make you get them yourself you fucktruck. ]
What? [ Minho just comes towards him, flipping through his keys and only breathing a smidge heavily. Whatever he doesn't care about his current appearance. ]
You didn't leave your pants in my room, in case you were wondering that. [ he says so dryly, grinning a lopsided thing at him. he doubts minho did it on purpose but still--solidarity in all that.
Nah, I know where my pants are. I just don't care about pants. [ Solidarity and all that. He just basically decided he didn't want to be a smartass and try to put on Stiles' skinny jeans - his hips and thighs are waaaaay too scrawny by comparison for him to manage that without killing his junk. ]
Gee, no thanks, Minho! or reward? [ jingle jangle ]
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in this case you decided to sow a lot of tequila.
i mean i *guess* i could bring them to you. maybe.
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[ what are you going to make him do he knows you ]
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i'm sure i could call her and ask her to send him home early.
[ laughs forever it depends entirely upon you, Stiles. ]
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okay!! fine!!!!
i am literally sitting outside of my dorm door hungover with no keys or pants
what's this probably embarrassing thing you're going to inevitably do and put on vine
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maybe i want to keep it all to myself.
i'm coming now, calm down. everyone else is still hungover or in class already, you're fine.
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[ casually sulking in his undies outside it's fine ]
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otherwise you wouldn't have entrusted your pants to me in the first place.
[ Yeah yeah trotting up the stairs. ]
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you were the one who made me take them off
something about jeans in bed for heathens
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especially not in skinny jeans.
admittedly these make your ass look great so i guess i can let it slide.
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yeah well my ass would've been a lot happier if it wasn't currently sitting on this stank dorm carpet almost bare
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there, there. i'm bringing your keys.
and then you can sit on your stank sofa instead of in the stank hallway.
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just no booze. i think we've all had enough booze today.
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i'll puke all over the carpet
(adding to its natural stank)
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yours is unnecessary today.
get up i'm on the fourth floor.
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[ lurches to feet @ god why ]
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[ THUNP THUNP THUNP THUNP ]
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[ too hungover for this ]
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[ Still coming up the stairwell and nudging the door open with his shoulder. sweaty and in his own undies and tank w/e who cares not Minho. ]
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stiles looks up when hears the door open--and promptly laughs. (and also sort of groans because holy shit minho's hot look how big his thigh muscles are.) ] Dude.
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What? [ Minho just comes towards him, flipping through his keys and only breathing a smidge heavily. Whatever he doesn't care about his current appearance. ]
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stiles makes grabbies for the keys. ] Gimme.
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Gee, no thanks, Minho! or reward? [ jingle jangle ]
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But not without reaching and smacking him on the ass before he goes into the dorm. ]
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