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[gimp]

y'know how i went out last night and said i wouldn't see you until morning
i'm snowed in
send a bloody plow

1/3

[arms]

yeah we got like a metric shitton of snow last night.
i think it's still snowing, actually??
idk i'm stuck in the apartment because you know how sanchez is about getting even a shovel within a five mile radius of the building.

[arms]

wait

[arms]

are you stuck at your one night stand's place???
oh my god.

1/2

[gimp]

slim it slim it right now

[gimp]

i don't even remember his name

[arms]

oh my god you *are*.
you already got a plow right there, then.
are you still in bed with him?
did you try the door??
was he a good lay???

[gimp]

minho!!
i said slim it
no!
i mean
yes
but not like that
he's still asleep
yes minho, of course i tried the bloody door, what kind of an idiot do you think i am

[arms]

an idiot who didn't check the weather before going out to get laid in the middle of frigid winter.

[gimp]

[ face...hands............ ]

I wasn't completely in my right mind, alright?

[ he was drunk ]

[arms]

do you feel like you're in stranger danger?
cause i can stage a rescue expedition if you need me to.

[gimp]

no
not really
i mean
he's really hot

[arms]

hotness does not negate stranger danger, brother.
did he seem sane when you were hooking up?
Drunk Newt's judgment calls aside.

1/2

[gimp]

well
i mean
i was drunk and
god this is embarrassing

[gimp]

crying, i was crying
and he helped me out
i remember that much

also he has a real cute cat

[arms]

so he's at least got a fuzzy, nice center.
ok, i'm less concerned. especially if he helped you out.
people who help you out are all right in my book, most of the time.
and if he was a gentleman in the sack even better.

[gimp]

*that* much i remember
god he's hot

[arms]

are you edward cullening him dude.
are you staring at him while he sleeps.
describe your perfect adonis to me.

[gimp]

[ attached: said adonis ]

[arms]

jesus.

[gimp]

did you think i was shucking around
what the hell am i supposed to do when he wakes up

[arms]

ask if he wants to plow you again while you wait for an actual plow to come by?

[gimp]

Ha ha.

[arms]

ask him his name?
if he'd like some brunch?

[gimp]

I'm not waking him up!