he bought you all that stuff cause he likes u i'm telling you now i'm calling it
i don't usually he usually carries me because hes made of HUSBAND MATERIAL and then we take a bath after and sometimes we fuck in the bath and it's GREAT
you probably should yes yesssssssssss it was great i have bruises min *bruises*
did i tell you what he said to me? when he like refurbished his entire kitchen based on things i talked about? he wanted to make sure i was happy so i would stay. *i'm* gonna marry *him*.
he's made of solid muscle. like a small ww2 era tank or something.
you're so gross. but happy. so i'm happy for you. even if i could talk about your sex life as if i'm the one having sex with you two.
aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's so cute minnie :D invite me to the wedding ok
his ass is made of solid muscle too it's perfect to grab onto everything is perfect i want to lick his arms
yeahhh i think everything's lovin great rn you're really great too and tommy's great but you're great especially cause you're my brother and i love you and i love alby too it's only been two days but i love him and we're gonna get married and adopt a bunch of adorable half his dna babies
you're my best man you dumb shank. so don't worry newtums you'll be right there to make sure no one does anything stupid.
i want to bounce a coin off of his ass tbh. like i bet i could get the best distance off him.
i love you too, newt. and i'm really glad that we both decided to become personal chefs. cause you wound up meeting someone that makes you really happy. and bangs you blissful. and makes you want a million kids. it's too bad you two can't combine dna or something cause you'd have the most gorgeous babies ever. your lack of ass would balance out his badonk but they'd be beautiful curly haired little loafs.
youre mine too when we get married tomorrow get your suit ready its hapening iw ant to marry him so bad what if he chnages his mind though i mean im good in the sack but not so much othewise
youre on!!
yeahhhhhhhh cute babies i love babies theyd be adorable albys the best and i love him and all of him and all of hsi cute babeis im gonna non biologcally have also my arse is just fine aly likes it a lot i learned that yesterday
shut up or i'll text ben and have him tell me where you are so i can punch you in the head. no sad sacks. those aren't allowed you dumb shank. cmon man think about it he's madly in love with you. and you're more than just your prowess in bed.
gonna do it man we're gonna bounce quarters off that.
i know you love babies. you love kids in general though so i mean. you would have a litter of babies and they would all be perfect even if you had them through both of your surrogating. which i am going to think about more than alby liking your ass.
i hope youre right ive neeeverrr ever ever ever ever dated someone like thsi before ever ever i love him i ahvent told him yet i shold i do i love him so much he makes me happy when i dont want to be happy
you and tommy too!!!! woodland babies with good hair
yeah i know you haven't. but he's good for you, and you need to be happy cause that's important. like your happiness is the most important thing to me? i love tommy but i love you happy more, if that tells you anything. and maybe you should tell him. you haven't been dating that long but it's like you've known each other for a while and you were basically courting each other the entire time. so you should definitely tell him. like when you're sober so that you know you're telling him and he knows you mean it.
dude i should not reproduce. babies are terrifying i would break them and tommy would divorce me.
okay i will i dont ever wanna leave what if i scerw up and get fired?
i love you happy too you and tommy are gonna bhappy i know it imean he got you a motorcycle that strue love even if youre gnna die using it if youre not careful please bec areful i dont wanna live without you :(
nooooo you should i want to godparent them youd be an wesome dad kids love you
you're not gonna screw up and get fired. if anything you'll screw and get a promotion it's fine.
he got a motorcycle because he's crazy i still don't know what to do with him. i'm not gonna die tho it'll be ok. i'll be as careful as i can, promise. cause i don't wanna live without you, either.
[ Even though I almost did. ]
i love kids! kids are great. kids are less terrifying than babies. babies are scarier than teenagers, fact of life. if i could just skip the baby process that would be great. but i dunno if tommy wants kids at all, let alone with me or let alone as babies.
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i'm telling you now
i'm calling it
i don't usually
he usually carries me because hes made of HUSBAND MATERIAL
and then we take a bath after and sometimes we fuck in the bath and it's GREAT
you probably should
yes
yesssssssssss
it was great
i have bruises min *bruises*
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when he like refurbished his entire kitchen based on things i talked about?
he wanted to make sure i was happy so i would stay.
*i'm* gonna marry *him*.
he's made of solid muscle.
like a small ww2 era tank or something.
you're so gross.
but happy.
so i'm happy for you.
even if i could talk about your sex life as if i'm the one having sex with you two.
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that's so cute minnie
:D
invite me to the wedding ok
his ass is made of solid muscle too
it's perfect to grab onto
everything is perfect
i want to lick his arms
yeahhh i think
everything's lovin great rn
you're really great too
and tommy's great
but you're great especially cause you're my brother and i love you
and i love alby too
it's only been two days but i love him and we're gonna get married and adopt a bunch of adorable half his dna babies
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so don't worry newtums you'll be right there to make sure no one does anything stupid.
i want to bounce a coin off of his ass tbh.
like i bet i could get the best distance off him.
i love you too, newt.
and i'm really glad that we both decided to become personal chefs.
cause you wound up meeting someone that makes you really happy.
and bangs you blissful.
and makes you want a million kids.
it's too bad you two can't combine dna or something cause you'd have the most gorgeous babies ever.
your lack of ass would balance out his badonk but they'd be beautiful curly haired little loafs.
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when we get married tomorrow
get your suit ready its hapening iw ant to marry him so bad
what if he chnages his mind though i mean
im good in the sack but not so much othewise
youre on!!
yeahhhhhhhh cute babies
i love babies
theyd be adorable
albys the best and i love him and all of him and all of hsi cute babeis im gonna non biologcally have
also my arse is just fine
aly likes it
a lot
i learned that yesterday
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so i can punch you in the head.
no sad sacks.
those aren't allowed you dumb shank.
cmon man think about it he's madly in love with you.
and you're more than just your prowess in bed.
gonna do it man we're gonna bounce quarters off that.
i know you love babies.
you love kids in general though so i mean.
you would have a litter of babies and they would all be perfect even if you had them through both of your surrogating.
which i am going to think about more than alby liking your ass.
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ive neeeverrr ever ever ever ever dated someone like thsi before
ever ever
i love him
i ahvent told him yet i shold i do
i love him so much he makes me happy when i dont want to be happy
you and tommy too!!!!
woodland babies with good hair
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i know you haven't.
but he's good for you, and you need to be happy cause that's important.
like your happiness is the most important thing to me?
i love tommy but i love you happy more, if that tells you anything.
and maybe you should tell him.
you haven't been dating that long but it's like
you've known each other for a while and you were basically courting each other the entire time.
so you should definitely tell him.
like when you're sober so that you know you're telling him and he knows you mean it.
dude i should not reproduce.
babies are terrifying i would break them and tommy would divorce me.
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i will
i dont ever wanna leave what if i scerw up and get fired?
i love you happy too
you and tommy are gonna bhappy i know it
imean he got you a motorcycle that strue love
even if youre gnna die using it if youre not careful
please bec areful
i dont wanna live without you :(
nooooo you should i want to godparent them
youd be an wesome dad kids love you
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if anything you'll screw and get a promotion it's fine.
he got a motorcycle because he's crazy i still don't know what to do with him.
i'm not gonna die tho it'll be ok.
i'll be as careful as i can, promise.
cause i don't wanna live without you, either.
[ Even though I almost did. ]
i love kids! kids are great.
kids are less terrifying than babies.
babies are scarier than teenagers, fact of life.
if i could just skip the baby process that would be great.
but i dunno if tommy wants kids at all, let alone with me or let alone as babies.