man the sexcapades that you get up to. pretty sure you'd bring home the gold in more than one category at this rate. but hey at least you probably warded off his secretary.
you really are and he really is and that really is the best. though now i'm thinking about how they tie ribbons and klunk to maypoles, and it's kinda fitting. considering you and bondage.
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pretty sure you'd bring home the gold in more than one category at this rate.
but hey at least you probably warded off his secretary.
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yeah
shoulda seen her face when she realized we were fucking
i'm gay as a bloody maypole and he's into it it's the beest
i still want to marry him
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accept it.
you really are and he really is and that really is the best.
though now i'm thinking about how they tie ribbons and klunk to maypoles, and it's kinda fitting.
considering you and bondage.
have you told him that you love him yet?
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maybe i'll bring that up later......
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[ bless newt the oversharer bc he'd never admit it otherwise. ]
i'm too scared
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at least not in explicit details.
i already have the dick description stuck in my head now.
course you are.
ought to tell him, though.
think you both deserve it.
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[ he's gonna tell you sorry bro ]
What if he doesn't love me back?
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pretty shucky sure that he loves you, brother.
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but i'm pretty damn sure he does, newt.
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it'd be bad
[ catastrophe levels of bad tbh ]