we do have that deal, though. single by 40 we get married, have promiscuous sex with other people while getting marriage benefits.
hey i have heard some great things about the both of us. so i can't really complain too much? you're a good lay, i'm a good lay. you're helping girls experience sexual awakening. win/win.
i get a discount sometimes from the cashier at the drug store for condoms i buy them so often, just in case. cause hell no, i am not popping any of those out. not taking the risk.
"i'm minho park, aforementioned salutatorian, and together we've helped the girls of our graduating class solidify their sexualities while maintaining our superior grade point averages."
some poor unfortunate cousin of mine couldn't handle taking care of the baby. because there is no way they would believe you just didn't show. too scrawny.
sometimes i wonder what the rest of the class thinks of us. then i realize i really don't care.
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I don't know, but I'm winning, mate. :)
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of course you are.
shank.
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Think we're gonna get married someday.
:)
Sides just about every girl here's lookin for some kinda experience.
If I'm gonna be their story it's gonna be a bloody good one.
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single by 40 we get married, have promiscuous sex with other people while getting marriage benefits.
hey i have heard some great things about the both of us.
so i can't really complain too much? you're a good lay, i'm a good lay.
you're helping girls experience sexual awakening.
win/win.
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I'm not having your babies, though.
The world doesn't need any little Min's running around.
[
laughs]win/win.
think we can get through the entire senior class before graduation?
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being a father is a terrifying thought.
*children*
[ canned audience laughter ]
hell yeah we can.
that'll be the speeches we give at graduation.
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Benefits of bein a girl, into girls.
Don't want one, don't need one.
"I'm Newton Shirley, and I'm your class valedictorian, and I've gotten more tail than anyone else in this room except your salutatorian."
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cause hell no, i am not popping any of those out.
not taking the risk.
"i'm minho park, aforementioned salutatorian, and together we've helped the girls of our graduating class solidify their sexualities while maintaining our superior grade point averages."
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I'd still end up babysitting anyway :)
we'd have to tell my parents you adopted
Good that.
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because there is no way they would believe you just didn't show.
too scrawny.
sometimes i wonder what the rest of the class thinks of us.
then i realize i really don't care.