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[arms]

an idiot who didn't check the weather before going out to get laid in the middle of frigid winter.

[gimp]

[ face...hands............ ]

I wasn't completely in my right mind, alright?

[ he was drunk ]

[arms]

do you feel like you're in stranger danger?
cause i can stage a rescue expedition if you need me to.

[gimp]

no
not really
i mean
he's really hot

[arms]

hotness does not negate stranger danger, brother.
did he seem sane when you were hooking up?
Drunk Newt's judgment calls aside.

1/2

[gimp]

well
i mean
i was drunk and
god this is embarrassing

[gimp]

crying, i was crying
and he helped me out
i remember that much

also he has a real cute cat

[arms]

so he's at least got a fuzzy, nice center.
ok, i'm less concerned. especially if he helped you out.
people who help you out are all right in my book, most of the time.
and if he was a gentleman in the sack even better.

[gimp]

*that* much i remember
god he's hot

[arms]

are you edward cullening him dude.
are you staring at him while he sleeps.
describe your perfect adonis to me.

[gimp]

[ attached: said adonis ]

[arms]

jesus.

[gimp]

did you think i was shucking around
what the hell am i supposed to do when he wakes up

[arms]

ask if he wants to plow you again while you wait for an actual plow to come by?

[gimp]

Ha ha.

[arms]

ask him his name?
if he'd like some brunch?

[gimp]

I'm not waking him up!

[arms]

he's going to wake up eventually.
unless you smother him, which i don't suggest.

1/2

[gimp]

could wake him up the nice way, i guess

i lied 2/3

[gimp]

okay, found the bathroom

[ attached is a mirror selfie. ]

these look like hickeys or choke marks?

[gimp]

cos i mean both are good

[arms]

i am like 900% sure those are both.
you look like you got mauled by a bear.
but i mean, i guess he's kind of bear-ish.
even if he looks a little on the short side.

[gimp]

good that
he is i think
i don't even remember where i met him?
suppose it doesn't matter that much now

you should see the rest of me :)

[arms]

no, but you guys can reconnect after he wakes up.
whenever he wakes up.

i'm not sure i want to see the rest of you.
there is only so much of you i can take.

[gimp]

guess we're gonna have to
it's not like i can sneak out the window

[ newt would like to object that that was ONE TIME ]

's all bout the same
guess i must've egged him on or sommat
or maybe i just found my sex partner soulmate