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[arms]

i swoon over you daily and mourn the fact you're batting for the same team as me.


yeah ok shirley temple.
animal crackers in your soup, monkeys and rabbits loop-dee-loop in bathroom stalls.

[cranks]

You're an exception to your gender.
But I'd still never date you, that'd be gross.

She was the one who pulled *me* in
I might have helped, though
One point for me :)

[arms]

kissing was a one-time thing and a realization that it was incesty and not for us.

yeah yeah.
what's that put us at now?
i think i lost count ages ago.

[cranks]

You're stuck being my beard, though.

I don't know, but I'm winning, mate. :)

[arms]

you have to admit that i'm a fucking awesome beard.

of course you are.
shank.

[cranks]

My parents love you.
Think we're gonna get married someday.

:)
Sides just about every girl here's lookin for some kinda experience.
If I'm gonna be their story it's gonna be a bloody good one.

[arms]

we do have that deal, though.
single by 40 we get married, have promiscuous sex with other people while getting marriage benefits.

hey i have heard some great things about the both of us.
so i can't really complain too much? you're a good lay, i'm a good lay.
you're helping girls experience sexual awakening.
win/win.

[cranks]

Good that for sure.
I'm not having your babies, though.
The world doesn't need any little Min's running around.

[ laughs ]

win/win.
think we can get through the entire senior class before graduation?

[arms]

god no.
being a father is a terrifying thought.
*children*

[ canned audience laughter ]

hell yeah we can.
that'll be the speeches we give at graduation.

[cranks]

Sucks that you've even gotta think about it.
Benefits of bein a girl, into girls.
Don't want one, don't need one.

"I'm Newton Shirley, and I'm your class valedictorian, and I've gotten more tail than anyone else in this room except your salutatorian."

[arms]

i get a discount sometimes from the cashier at the drug store for condoms i buy them so often, just in case.
cause hell no, i am not popping any of those out.
not taking the risk.

"i'm minho park, aforementioned salutatorian, and together we've helped the girls of our graduating class solidify their sexualities while maintaining our superior grade point averages."

[cranks]

Smart man.
I'd still end up babysitting anyway :)
we'd have to tell my parents you adopted

Good that.

[arms]

some poor unfortunate cousin of mine couldn't handle taking care of the baby.
because there is no way they would believe you just didn't show.
too scrawny.

sometimes i wonder what the rest of the class thinks of us.
then i realize i really don't care.