i get a discount sometimes from the cashier at the drug store for condoms i buy them so often, just in case. cause hell no, i am not popping any of those out. not taking the risk.
"i'm minho park, aforementioned salutatorian, and together we've helped the girls of our graduating class solidify their sexualities while maintaining our superior grade point averages."
some poor unfortunate cousin of mine couldn't handle taking care of the baby. because there is no way they would believe you just didn't show. too scrawny.
sometimes i wonder what the rest of the class thinks of us. then i realize i really don't care.
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Benefits of bein a girl, into girls.
Don't want one, don't need one.
"I'm Newton Shirley, and I'm your class valedictorian, and I've gotten more tail than anyone else in this room except your salutatorian."
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cause hell no, i am not popping any of those out.
not taking the risk.
"i'm minho park, aforementioned salutatorian, and together we've helped the girls of our graduating class solidify their sexualities while maintaining our superior grade point averages."
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I'd still end up babysitting anyway :)
we'd have to tell my parents you adopted
Good that.
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because there is no way they would believe you just didn't show.
too scrawny.
sometimes i wonder what the rest of the class thinks of us.
then i realize i really don't care.