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are you stuck at your one night stand's place???
oh my god.

slim it slim it right now

i don't even remember his name

oh my god you *are*.
you already got a plow right there, then.
are you still in bed with him?
did you try the door??
was he a good lay???

minho!!
i said slim it
no!
i mean
yes
but not like that
he's still asleep
yes minho, of course i tried the bloody door, what kind of an idiot do you think i am

an idiot who didn't check the weather before going out to get laid in the middle of frigid winter.

[ face...hands............ ]

I wasn't completely in my right mind, alright?

[ he was drunk ]

do you feel like you're in stranger danger?
cause i can stage a rescue expedition if you need me to.

no
not really
i mean
he's really hot

hotness does not negate stranger danger, brother.
did he seem sane when you were hooking up?
Drunk Newt's judgment calls aside.

well
i mean
i was drunk and
god this is embarrassing

crying, i was crying
and he helped me out
i remember that much

also he has a real cute cat

so he's at least got a fuzzy, nice center.
ok, i'm less concerned. especially if he helped you out.
people who help you out are all right in my book, most of the time.
and if he was a gentleman in the sack even better.