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[nohomo]

[ wait, no, that didn't come out cool, that sounded --

... the next text pops up almost immediately, after a frantic mess of button mashing. ]

ur breaking the bro code if u dont tell me man!!!
lolol

[ better. ]

[socials]

[ Wow.

Hanamura "smooth as a porcupine" Yosuke. ]

[socials]

Wouldn't it be more interesting if you guessed?
You're my partner, so you should know.
~ (◠︿◕ )

[nohomo]

[ SITTING BOLT UPRIGHT IN BED ]

hahahaha
wat srsly

[socials]

[ Man he's easy to play. ]

You asked.

[nohomo]

[ this kills the man ]

its
















kashiwagi isnt it
lol

[ when in doubt, laugh it off. ]

[socials]

Yes, Yosuke.
You've caught me.
I'm hot for teacher.

[nohomo]

i knew it
lololol
i think u should go 4 it
u 2 would b a cute couple

[socials]

[ let me hit on you, you garbage can ]

No, you see, it's a forbidden romance.
I'm certain that she and Ohtani have something special, and I could never, ever get in the way of that.

[nohomo]

[ no homo. ]

ew dude wtf
now im imagining that
nitemare fuel 4 sure

[socials]

[ you're right, no homo

full bi ]

You weren't sleeping anyways.

( 1/2 )

[nohomo]

[ activates the bisexual gaze ]

im never sleeping now 4 sure!!!!!

[nohomo]

[ there is a pause.

a beat, really, because yosuke isn't the most patient of people. ]

if i were u
i guess id wait until i went back to the city to get a gf

[ he taps his fingers on the edge of his phone, stomach knotting.

it's because he hates the thought of souji leaving, he tells himself. and he almost believes that's the whole truth. ]

city girls are cooler
altho i guess its pretty hard 2 beat risette no matter where u go lol

[socials]

[ He doesn't even deign to give that first one a response, thinking about the second one. Unlike Yosuke, Souji is patient, and he gives it the due consideration it deserves.

And then he replies, very matter of fact. ]

Rise is definitely one of a kind.
But I've come to appreciate the type of person that lives in Inaba, to be honest.
Even if city girls are pretty cool.
And city guys.

( 1/3 ??? )

[nohomo]

whTA

[nohomo]

[ wait.

WAIT.

WAIT.

... wait.

wait!!!

wait???

WAIT?! ]

( 3/4 )

[nohomo]

[ his brain is a cheap laptop, beleaguered fans running at full blast. ]

[nohomo]

[ but!! souji must be!! just talking about!! his cool dude friends!! back home!!

PULL IT TOGETHER, YOSUKE. ]

so u do have the hots for some1 in inaba!!!!!!

[ a slick diversion, totally cool. ]

[socials]

[ you're a fucking idiot and frankly he doesn't understand how this happened to him, but by god you're his fucking idiot ]

Yes, yes I do, partner.
I told you to guess, didn't I? I just thought you'd be able to figure it out the quickest, out of everyone.
Hint: we know them.

[nohomo]

[ the thought that his Partner Cred might be in question snaps him back into action. ]

uh
rise???

[socials]

[ He figured that'd work. ]

Yes but no.
If she asked me out - really did, instead of just being flirty - I'd say yes, but idols can't date under contract.
I like someone more, anyways, so try again.

( 1/2 )

[nohomo]

[ HANG ON THAT CASUAL STATEMENT IS GOING OFF IN HIS HEAD LIKE A GRENADE ]

wAIT
HANG ON A SEC

[nohomo]

U CANT DATE RISE

[socials]

Why not?

[ Please, enlighten me. ]

( 1/2 )

[nohomo]

because

[ why... not... indeed... ]

u guys wouldnt make a good couple!!!

[ delete. if he's going to lie, it should come out sounding halfway convincing. ]

her fans would get super mad!!!

[ delete. a guy like souji would never care. ]

i don't like

[ delete. ]

i don't want

[ delete. ]

because you should date

[ DELETE. ]