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[nohomo]

[ the thought that his Partner Cred might be in question snaps him back into action. ]

uh
rise???

[socials]

[ He figured that'd work. ]

Yes but no.
If she asked me out - really did, instead of just being flirty - I'd say yes, but idols can't date under contract.
I like someone more, anyways, so try again.

( 1/2 )

[nohomo]

[ HANG ON THAT CASUAL STATEMENT IS GOING OFF IN HIS HEAD LIKE A GRENADE ]

wAIT
HANG ON A SEC

[nohomo]

U CANT DATE RISE

[socials]

Why not?

[ Please, enlighten me. ]

( 1/2 )

[nohomo]

because

[ why... not... indeed... ]

u guys wouldnt make a good couple!!!

[ delete. if he's going to lie, it should come out sounding halfway convincing. ]

her fans would get super mad!!!

[ delete. a guy like souji would never care. ]

i don't like

[ delete. ]

i don't want

[ delete. ]

because you should date

[ DELETE. ]

[nohomo]

wow damn when did it get so late lol

[socials]

You're really bad at changing the subject, partner.
And, anyways, you didn't guess the right person.
I'd even ask them out myself if I didn't think they'd say no.

[nohomo]

[ there's a horrible soup of curiosity and dread sitting at the pit of his stomach.

of wanting to know, of not wanting to know, of not knowing which would be worse. ]

what????
i dont think theres any1 in inaba whod turn u down partner

[socials]

I don't know.
Pretty sure he doesn't like guys.

[ more like pretty sure he's so far in the closet he's having tea with Tumnus. ]

( 1/2 )

[nohomo]

[ BOY HOWDY, THIS SURE IS A WEIRD DREAM HE IS HAVING. ]

[nohomo]

[ his brain scrambles through about a million foot-in-mouth responses, and all that comes out is: ]

wait what

[socials]

I like girls *and* guys.

( 1/2 )

[nohomo]

oh

[nohomo]

[ the world is ending. ]

thats cool dude

[socials]

Do you need a minute, partner.

[nohomo]

wait r u into kanji

[socials]

No, I'm not into Kanji.
He likes Naoto, anyways. You can tell.

[nohomo]

[ normally, that would be Hot Gossip, but.

WHAT OTHER DUDE DO THEY KNOW WHO ISN'T INTO DUDES???

... he isn't even going to guess teddie, because. that's just. no. ]

u know chies a girl rite
lol

[socials]

Yeah not actually funny.

[ your problematic fav ]

[socials]

We figured out a murder mystery together, Yosuke.
This should not be that difficult for you.

[nohomo]

this is way harder!!!!
i havent seen u making eyes at any guys l8ly???

[ or ever. ]

mayb u should b more obvious

[ HE'S A MASTER DETECTIVE, THANKS. ]

[socials]

What does "make eyes" even mean.

[nohomo]

PUTTING THE MOVES ON THEM
like
"hey have u seen what i can do with a katana"
;)

[socials]

Hey, Yosuke.
Have you seen what I can do with a katana?
(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧