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[tire]

[ you are THE WORST ]

just come over tonight!!!!!
ull see then

[neraiuchi]

[ And yet here you are. ]

fine, fine.
what time should i come then?

[tire]

[ didn't think that far ahead.png ]

UHH
around 7!! that should be good!!!!
dont eat b4 either!!!

[neraiuchi]

[ Yeah had a feeling. ]

you know you're my favorite food group sawamura~
why would i eat before coming to see you?

[ #shitlord ]

[tire]

[ GOD DAMMIT ]

SHUT UP THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

[neraiuchi]

ohhhh?
are you treating me to something other than you?

[ you need jesus ]

[tire]

NO!!




YES

MAYBE

STOP GUESSING!!!!!!!!

[neraiuchi]

uwahhh, sawamura!!

[tire]

SHUT UP MIYUKI I'M TAKING IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!

[neraiuchi]

does that mean i shouldn't come over now~?
i cleared my schedule after all.

[tire]

LIKE YOU ACTUALLY HAD ANYTHING TO DO!!

[neraiuchi]

i don't just sit around clutching my phone waiting for you to text me, you know.

[tire]

[ ... hmph ]

i kno that!!!!!!
w/e!!! show up or not idc!!

[neraiuchi]

[ Whoops. He hit a nerve and can tell. ]

you asked me to come over, so of course i'm going to show up.
especially when you've got me so curious~

[tire]

[ luckily eijun's recovery time on that is approximately six seconds ]

W/E JUST GET READY 2 B IMPRESSED

[neraiuchi]

[ Good thing, he doesn't want to be responsible for him sulking. ]

i'm already impressed!
don't burn anything down before i get there, though.

[tire]

SHUT UP, MIYUKI KAZUYA, IT'S GOING 2 B FINE.

[ pls ignore the slight smoky smell when u come ]

[neraiuchi]

if you say so!

[ pls keep the fire extinguisher that he's bringing with him. ]

[tire]

[ rip eijun's kitchen. cause of death, trying to cook something that's not macaroni and cheese.









orders pizza ]

[neraiuchi]

[ You know what happens?



Miyuki arrives at the same time as the pizza person. You are so helpless, Eijun. ]

[tire]

[ needless to say, when eijun opens the door with cash in hand he is expecting a pizza person. not miyuki already holding the pizza. ]

Miyuki--?! [ ... ] DID YOU ROB THE PIZZA GUY??

[ nailed it. ]

[neraiuchi]

[ ... ]

[neraiuchi]

[ Why, why is he so fond of you? Why does he think you're so cute? You're so dumb - so, so dumb....... ]

[neraiuchi]

[ Biggest shitlord smile in the world. ]

I just charmed the pizza off of him, don't worry, there was no robbery ~

[ Miyuki don't lie to him you paid for it. ]

[tire]

[ at least you're astute enough to ask yourself these questions, miyuki.

anyway. that gets a weird look from eijun, who believes him for half a second before he just gives up and opens the door. if he doesn't have to pay for it, he's not gonna complain... ]

You got here early!! You weren't supposed to get here early!! [ but fear not, he wasn't going to try and trick you with the pizza...not smart enough for that. rather, the kitchen smells a little singed and the remains of the stir fry he was making is still on the stove. it's not..too bad... he was just really heavy handed with the soy sauce. and. didn't pay enough attention to the stove. RIP. ]