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[neraiuchi]

[ Whoops. He hit a nerve and can tell. ]

you asked me to come over, so of course i'm going to show up.
especially when you've got me so curious~

[tire]

[ luckily eijun's recovery time on that is approximately six seconds ]

W/E JUST GET READY 2 B IMPRESSED

[neraiuchi]

[ Good thing, he doesn't want to be responsible for him sulking. ]

i'm already impressed!
don't burn anything down before i get there, though.

[tire]

SHUT UP, MIYUKI KAZUYA, IT'S GOING 2 B FINE.

[ pls ignore the slight smoky smell when u come ]

[neraiuchi]

if you say so!

[ pls keep the fire extinguisher that he's bringing with him. ]

[tire]

[ rip eijun's kitchen. cause of death, trying to cook something that's not macaroni and cheese.









orders pizza ]

[neraiuchi]

[ You know what happens?



Miyuki arrives at the same time as the pizza person. You are so helpless, Eijun. ]

[tire]

[ needless to say, when eijun opens the door with cash in hand he is expecting a pizza person. not miyuki already holding the pizza. ]

Miyuki--?! [ ... ] DID YOU ROB THE PIZZA GUY??

[ nailed it. ]

[neraiuchi]

[ ... ]

[neraiuchi]

[ Why, why is he so fond of you? Why does he think you're so cute? You're so dumb - so, so dumb....... ]

[neraiuchi]

[ Biggest shitlord smile in the world. ]

I just charmed the pizza off of him, don't worry, there was no robbery ~

[ Miyuki don't lie to him you paid for it. ]

[tire]

[ at least you're astute enough to ask yourself these questions, miyuki.

anyway. that gets a weird look from eijun, who believes him for half a second before he just gives up and opens the door. if he doesn't have to pay for it, he's not gonna complain... ]

You got here early!! You weren't supposed to get here early!! [ but fear not, he wasn't going to try and trick you with the pizza...not smart enough for that. rather, the kitchen smells a little singed and the remains of the stir fry he was making is still on the stove. it's not..too bad... he was just really heavy handed with the soy sauce. and. didn't pay enough attention to the stove. RIP. ]

[neraiuchi]

[ Astute enough to ask himself these questions, and also astute enough to hate himself for it.

But that's fine, Eijun is distracted by his arrival and that's enough for him at the moment. Miyuki just gives him the pizza with a cheeky smile, slipping into the apartment without a care in the world. He... well, of course he heads straight for the kitchen, following the singed smell and investigating the contents of the stove. Common sense tells him not to do it, but he decides to pick a bit of the stir fry out cautiously between thumb and forefinger to give it a taste test.

It is definitely salty as hell because of the soy sauce, but at least he got a less charred piece. He scrunches up his face before turning on his heel and grinning. ] Well, it was a good first attempt, at least!

[tire]

[ eijun checks on the pizza to make sure it hasn't been messed with (not that he is really sure how miyuki would mess with it, but you never know), but while he's occupied with that, miyuki is looking at his disaster.

eijun yelps much like a dog and puts the pizza down, rushing over to try and get him to stop or get away from it-- ] HEY, GET AWAY FROM THAT, THAT'S NOT FOR EATING--!!

[ except it totally was. please look at how embarrassed he is. ]

[neraiuchi]

[ Miyuki cackles, sidestepping Eijun quickly and pointedly licking his thumb and finger to get the remains of burnt tasting soy sauce off them. It's gross tasting, but it's the principle of the matter, really. Maybe he should teach Eijun how to cook? It's cute that he tried to make him something, though - and he cuts that thought off at the pass, because no. ]

We're going to have to work on your skills in the kitchen. I guess it's only appropriate that we move on from focusing completely on your skills in bed, now that you've gotten better with that ~

[tire]

[ eijun pivots around, more than ready to--what, tackle him?? who knows, this is eijun we're talking about. either way he splutters with his attempt of trying to get him to stop, protectively standing in front of the pan and throwing his arms out in front of it. ]

SHUT UP, MIYUKI!! [ stop yelling jesus. his face is all red, eijun's super embarrassed, which means he's doomed to teasing forever. ] It's fine, I was just--testing it, okay?! I don't ever cook!! Just go eat pizza!

[ ;`A; ]

[neraiuchi]

[ The look on Miyuki's face clearly reads a nice, long train of "lolololol" in his head, a wide grin firmly in place as he keeps out of Eijun's reach. Not that it's that difficult, considering he's faster in an enclosed space where Eijun is clumsy and unable to go after him without crashing into something, but he knows that he won't let go of him if he does the catching. ]

I'm just saying! [ His eyes flick to where the pizza is, and he shrugs his shoulders as if he's going to go and get it.

Instead, he swoops into Eijun's personal space, leaning in so he'll have to lean back and he can loom a little over him. His hands go to his waist, and he tones the grin down to a smirk. ] Mmm, the pizza smells good, but you smell better.

[tire]

[ already flustered and embarrassed from his disaster in the kitchen, eijun has exactly enough time to grab onto the pan and pick it up to throw it away before there is a miyuki suddenly all up in his space. ]

Fuh-- [ his cheeks go puffy in his shock and miyuki is frankly lucky he doesn't accidentally dump out the pan on his head, considering, and he goes even redder, but doesn't back down from it. ] I invited you over for regular food, not--that kinda food, jerk!!

[ he says...as he does not move... ]

[neraiuchi]

[ It's really cute when Eijun puffs up like that, and Miyuki allows himself that sole thought as he tilts his head at him. The smirk stays intact, because he's an awful supernatural being, but he just carefully takes Eijun's chin and drags his thumb across his lower lip in a casual tease rather than anything completely terrible he can do. ]

And you tried very hard on your first attempt. Don't you think that deserves a reward ~ ?

[ But he does start to lean back, because he doesn't quite trust Eijun's self control. If it were him, he would've dumped the pan on himself ages ago. ]

[tire]

[ eijun makes a noise that sounds much like verbal keysmash as he tries to resist his shitty-incubus-not-boyfriend. it's not going well, and he turns even redder. ]

You're making fun of me! [ you shitlord. LOOK OK HE'S NOT THAT DUMB. but his resolve is 100% breaking too. gdi. ]

[neraiuchi]

Eh, a little bit. [ Miyuki pinches his fingers close together, reaching out with his other hand to carefully take the pan out of Eijun's grasp. He's not exactly keen on having to clean up that particular mess, so, you know. Moving to put that in the sink for later instead of having to deal with it at all. ]

But I am impressed at what you managed to do before you set it on fire. [ He leans back against the counter, posture open and a little bit sleazy. ]

[tire]

[ stupid miyuki, eijun grumbles under his breath. now that he actually knows his last name it's weird to refer to him as anything but, and "stupid miyuki" has a much better ring to it than "stupid kazuya." those thoughts are for later, and he grumpily lets him take the pan from his hand, folding his arms. ]

Y-yeah, well, not everybody's used to cooking all the time like you. [ huff...

at least he's not gonna go moving to fit into that space. yet. ]

[neraiuchi]

[ Truth be told, it's too bad that Eijun doesn't call him Kazu or Kazuya anymore. Miyuki tries not to think about why he has those kinds of thoughts, and instead focuses generally on embarrassing the poor guy. He's good food, and an interesting person as much as he's an unpredictable pitcher. It's not all bad, having to listen to him yelling and chattering on.

So he just shrugs his shoulders lazily, keeping his weight leaned back on his hands rather than closing himself off by crossing his arms. ]

I really could teach you, you know. We could do it together, like a proper battery ~

[tire]

[ oh no


not the b word

squints ] ...do you think it'd make us a stronger battery?

[neraiuchi]

[ blinks





really? ]