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good bc me 2

[neraiuchi]

usually there does, sawamura.
it certainly makes it easier for me to not plan anything~

[tire]

[ you are THE WORST ]

just come over tonight!!!!!
ull see then

[neraiuchi]

[ And yet here you are. ]

fine, fine.
what time should i come then?

[tire]

[ didn't think that far ahead.png ]

UHH
around 7!! that should be good!!!!
dont eat b4 either!!!

[neraiuchi]

[ Yeah had a feeling. ]

you know you're my favorite food group sawamura~
why would i eat before coming to see you?

[ #shitlord ]

[tire]

[ GOD DAMMIT ]

SHUT UP THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

[neraiuchi]

ohhhh?
are you treating me to something other than you?

[ you need jesus ]

[tire]

NO!!




YES

MAYBE

STOP GUESSING!!!!!!!!

[neraiuchi]

uwahhh, sawamura!!

[tire]

SHUT UP MIYUKI I'M TAKING IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!

[neraiuchi]

does that mean i shouldn't come over now~?
i cleared my schedule after all.

[tire]

LIKE YOU ACTUALLY HAD ANYTHING TO DO!!

[neraiuchi]

i don't just sit around clutching my phone waiting for you to text me, you know.

[tire]

[ ... hmph ]

i kno that!!!!!!
w/e!!! show up or not idc!!

[neraiuchi]

[ Whoops. He hit a nerve and can tell. ]

you asked me to come over, so of course i'm going to show up.
especially when you've got me so curious~

[tire]

[ luckily eijun's recovery time on that is approximately six seconds ]

W/E JUST GET READY 2 B IMPRESSED

[neraiuchi]

[ Good thing, he doesn't want to be responsible for him sulking. ]

i'm already impressed!
don't burn anything down before i get there, though.

[tire]

SHUT UP, MIYUKI KAZUYA, IT'S GOING 2 B FINE.

[ pls ignore the slight smoky smell when u come ]

[neraiuchi]

if you say so!

[ pls keep the fire extinguisher that he's bringing with him. ]

[tire]

[ rip eijun's kitchen. cause of death, trying to cook something that's not macaroni and cheese.









orders pizza ]

[neraiuchi]

[ You know what happens?



Miyuki arrives at the same time as the pizza person. You are so helpless, Eijun. ]

[tire]

[ needless to say, when eijun opens the door with cash in hand he is expecting a pizza person. not miyuki already holding the pizza. ]

Miyuki--?! [ ... ] DID YOU ROB THE PIZZA GUY??

[ nailed it. ]

[neraiuchi]

[ ... ]

[neraiuchi]

[ Why, why is he so fond of you? Why does he think you're so cute? You're so dumb - so, so dumb....... ]

[neraiuchi]

[ Biggest shitlord smile in the world. ]

I just charmed the pizza off of him, don't worry, there was no robbery ~

[ Miyuki don't lie to him you paid for it. ]