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[tire]

[ didn't think that far ahead.png ]

UHH
around 7!! that should be good!!!!
dont eat b4 either!!!

[neraiuchi]

[ Yeah had a feeling. ]

you know you're my favorite food group sawamura~
why would i eat before coming to see you?

[ #shitlord ]

[tire]

[ GOD DAMMIT ]

SHUT UP THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

[neraiuchi]

ohhhh?
are you treating me to something other than you?

[ you need jesus ]

[tire]

NO!!




YES

MAYBE

STOP GUESSING!!!!!!!!

[neraiuchi]

uwahhh, sawamura!!

[tire]

SHUT UP MIYUKI I'M TAKING IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!

[neraiuchi]

does that mean i shouldn't come over now~?
i cleared my schedule after all.

[tire]

LIKE YOU ACTUALLY HAD ANYTHING TO DO!!

[neraiuchi]

i don't just sit around clutching my phone waiting for you to text me, you know.

[tire]

[ ... hmph ]

i kno that!!!!!!
w/e!!! show up or not idc!!

[neraiuchi]

[ Whoops. He hit a nerve and can tell. ]

you asked me to come over, so of course i'm going to show up.
especially when you've got me so curious~

[tire]

[ luckily eijun's recovery time on that is approximately six seconds ]

W/E JUST GET READY 2 B IMPRESSED

[neraiuchi]

[ Good thing, he doesn't want to be responsible for him sulking. ]

i'm already impressed!
don't burn anything down before i get there, though.

[tire]

SHUT UP, MIYUKI KAZUYA, IT'S GOING 2 B FINE.

[ pls ignore the slight smoky smell when u come ]

[neraiuchi]

if you say so!

[ pls keep the fire extinguisher that he's bringing with him. ]

[tire]

[ rip eijun's kitchen. cause of death, trying to cook something that's not macaroni and cheese.









orders pizza ]

[neraiuchi]

[ You know what happens?



Miyuki arrives at the same time as the pizza person. You are so helpless, Eijun. ]

[tire]

[ needless to say, when eijun opens the door with cash in hand he is expecting a pizza person. not miyuki already holding the pizza. ]

Miyuki--?! [ ... ] DID YOU ROB THE PIZZA GUY??

[ nailed it. ]

[neraiuchi]

[ ... ]

[neraiuchi]

[ Why, why is he so fond of you? Why does he think you're so cute? You're so dumb - so, so dumb....... ]

[neraiuchi]

[ Biggest shitlord smile in the world. ]

I just charmed the pizza off of him, don't worry, there was no robbery ~

[ Miyuki don't lie to him you paid for it. ]

[tire]

[ at least you're astute enough to ask yourself these questions, miyuki.

anyway. that gets a weird look from eijun, who believes him for half a second before he just gives up and opens the door. if he doesn't have to pay for it, he's not gonna complain... ]

You got here early!! You weren't supposed to get here early!! [ but fear not, he wasn't going to try and trick you with the pizza...not smart enough for that. rather, the kitchen smells a little singed and the remains of the stir fry he was making is still on the stove. it's not..too bad... he was just really heavy handed with the soy sauce. and. didn't pay enough attention to the stove. RIP. ]

[neraiuchi]

[ Astute enough to ask himself these questions, and also astute enough to hate himself for it.

But that's fine, Eijun is distracted by his arrival and that's enough for him at the moment. Miyuki just gives him the pizza with a cheeky smile, slipping into the apartment without a care in the world. He... well, of course he heads straight for the kitchen, following the singed smell and investigating the contents of the stove. Common sense tells him not to do it, but he decides to pick a bit of the stir fry out cautiously between thumb and forefinger to give it a taste test.

It is definitely salty as hell because of the soy sauce, but at least he got a less charred piece. He scrunches up his face before turning on his heel and grinning. ] Well, it was a good first attempt, at least!

[tire]

[ eijun checks on the pizza to make sure it hasn't been messed with (not that he is really sure how miyuki would mess with it, but you never know), but while he's occupied with that, miyuki is looking at his disaster.

eijun yelps much like a dog and puts the pizza down, rushing over to try and get him to stop or get away from it-- ] HEY, GET AWAY FROM THAT, THAT'S NOT FOR EATING--!!

[ except it totally was. please look at how embarrassed he is. ]