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YE OLDE QUADRANT ROULETTE

We're going to keep this simple!

> Post.

When someone replies, set the Randomizer to 1-4 and "roll".

> Roll again (OPTIONAL).

When you reply to a thread and the OP has rolled, you have the option of either continuing unaffected or rolling for yourself as well for double the shenanigans! Just follow the directions above.

> Consider options.

1. ♥ MATESPRITSHIP
There's nothing redder or more toothrotting. You have the sudden urge to ~~fill lots of buckets~~ do all kinds of mushy and intimate things with the person you just ran into. Oh, dear.

2. ♢ MOIRALLEGIANCE
Time to make a pile and have a feelings jam! Alternatively, you could always just go for some nice simple cuddles. Either way, you now feel compelled to pour your heart out to the designated person. A moirail who doesn't know EVERY LAST INCH of you is like a legislacerator without a gavel, after all. That is to say, they're a pretty sorry excuse for a moirail.

3. ♣ AUSPISTICIZATION
Already got a kismesis? Not in the market for that kind of hate? Trying to keep it platonic? This person could definitely help you out! They look so level-headed and together, there's no way they won't want to get betwixt you and your hatebuddy. (Can be 3 to a thread if you feel like it, or just assume the 3rd character isn't present but still involved.)

4. ♠ KISMESISSITUDE
YOU HATE THIS PERSON. YOU WILL NOW DEVOTE EVERY LAST WAKING HOUR TO ~~STICKING THEIR HEAD DOWN A BUCKET~~ MAKING THEIR LIVES A MISERY. ALL OF THE HOURS. ALL OF THEM.

(Ludicrously involved formatting is ALSO OPTIONAL. :])

Taken from swordpornograph

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Roooose! [Nepeta curls around your legs] How is Rose doing today?

[Rose quirks an eyebrow and pats Nepeta on the head] Acceptable, all things considered. And yourself? I don't remember there being an occasion today to merit a visit from yourself.

[yes pets are the best] Oh silly, there's no reason! I just wanted to check up on my moirail! Are you doing well?

[moirail? oh god, this is more of weird troll romance isn't it. best to play along with her until she starts trying to hatesmooch her or something equally ridiculous] Of course. A Lalonde never operates at anything less than peak form, else she wouldn't dare to leave her abode and face the scornful world.

[ Oh.

Uh.

Hi. ♥ ]

[ Have a very frustrated N on your hands. He looks about ready to throw a fit like a five year old.

...help? ]

[ Oh N. Oh moirail.

We are coming over to help now, what is wrong who confused you-- ]

What happened?

? []

...Well, hey there, champ! You ah... you workin' on a beard, huh? Lookin' kinda rugged there! I like it!

Thanks. Didn't exactly intend to grow it, but things got in my way. [he's really starting to wonder about who programmed these cores. what is one, Hair Appreciation Core? jesus.]

Dangerous things? Cause I specialize in dangerous situations... y'know, if you need a hand taking some chumps down, all you gotta do is call for Rick! That's me.

Rick. [...ok. either the programmers were high they day they rolled out the cores, or his psychosis is getting unmanageable again. the sad thing is he really can't tell which is right.]

I'm - I'm fine. I opened the path, and she dethroned the queen.

.... Well, that sounds boring.

Tell me your history with explosions!

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nepeta leijon | homestuck

winry rockbell | fma

Rose Lalonde | Homestuck

Nepeta Leijon | Homestuck

Doug Rattmann | Portal

2

rose does not know what to do. also she is going to be the worst rail ever.

you mean the best

no i mean the worst.

dawn | pokemon

Silver | Pokemon HGSS

Morty | Pokemon HGSS

Red | Pokemon GSC AU

Nepeta Leijon | Homestuck

...1.

2. D'awww. ...this will be so different from the yandere...

yes. there will be no yan here, thank god.

Xion | Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days

Maka Albarn | Soul Eater

...also 1, so I guess the RNG ships this.

1 oh god

hrjgkle this would happen to him

he's so lucky.

story of his life, just one windfall after another.

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