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YE OLDE QUADRANT ROULETTE

We're going to keep this simple!

> Post.

When someone replies, set the Randomizer to 1-4 and "roll".

> Roll again (OPTIONAL).

When you reply to a thread and the OP has rolled, you have the option of either continuing unaffected or rolling for yourself as well for double the shenanigans! Just follow the directions above.

> Consider options.

1. ♥ MATESPRITSHIP
There's nothing redder or more toothrotting. You have the sudden urge to ~~fill lots of buckets~~ do all kinds of mushy and intimate things with the person you just ran into. Oh, dear.

2. ♢ MOIRALLEGIANCE
Time to make a pile and have a feelings jam! Alternatively, you could always just go for some nice simple cuddles. Either way, you now feel compelled to pour your heart out to the designated person. A moirail who doesn't know EVERY LAST INCH of you is like a legislacerator without a gavel, after all. That is to say, they're a pretty sorry excuse for a moirail.

3. ♣ AUSPISTICIZATION
Already got a kismesis? Not in the market for that kind of hate? Trying to keep it platonic? This person could definitely help you out! They look so level-headed and together, there's no way they won't want to get betwixt you and your hatebuddy. (Can be 3 to a thread if you feel like it, or just assume the 3rd character isn't present but still involved.)

4. ♠ KISMESISSITUDE
YOU HATE THIS PERSON. YOU WILL NOW DEVOTE EVERY LAST WAKING HOUR TO ~~STICKING THEIR HEAD DOWN A BUCKET~~ MAKING THEIR LIVES A MISERY. ALL OF THE HOURS. ALL OF THEM.

(Ludicrously involved formatting is ALSO OPTIONAL. :])

Taken from swordpornograph

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Roooose! [Nepeta curls around your legs] How is Rose doing today?

[Rose quirks an eyebrow and pats Nepeta on the head] Acceptable, all things considered. And yourself? I don't remember there being an occasion today to merit a visit from yourself.

[yes pets are the best] Oh silly, there's no reason! I just wanted to check up on my moirail! Are you doing well?

[moirail? oh god, this is more of weird troll romance isn't it. best to play along with her until she starts trying to hatesmooch her or something equally ridiculous] Of course. A Lalonde never operates at anything less than peak form, else she wouldn't dare to leave her abode and face the scornful world.

Is that so? That seems like it must be pawfully stressful. [and that is no good]

Not at all. We're genetically predisposed to such a task; it's so natural that we don't even ruminate on the process whilst it is carried out. It gives us freedom to multi-task and passive aggrieve at each other more efficiently.

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Rose Lalonde | Homestuck

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rose does not know what to do. also she is going to be the worst rail ever.

you mean the best

no i mean the worst.

...:cc well you are the best to her

poor ignorant girl