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YE OLDE QUADRANT ROULETTE

We're going to keep this simple!

> Post.

When someone replies, set the Randomizer to 1-4 and "roll".

> Roll again (OPTIONAL).

When you reply to a thread and the OP has rolled, you have the option of either continuing unaffected or rolling for yourself as well for double the shenanigans! Just follow the directions above.

> Consider options.

1. ♥ MATESPRITSHIP
There's nothing redder or more toothrotting. You have the sudden urge to ~~fill lots of buckets~~ do all kinds of mushy and intimate things with the person you just ran into. Oh, dear.

2. ♢ MOIRALLEGIANCE
Time to make a pile and have a feelings jam! Alternatively, you could always just go for some nice simple cuddles. Either way, you now feel compelled to pour your heart out to the designated person. A moirail who doesn't know EVERY LAST INCH of you is like a legislacerator without a gavel, after all. That is to say, they're a pretty sorry excuse for a moirail.

3. ♣ AUSPISTICIZATION
Already got a kismesis? Not in the market for that kind of hate? Trying to keep it platonic? This person could definitely help you out! They look so level-headed and together, there's no way they won't want to get betwixt you and your hatebuddy. (Can be 3 to a thread if you feel like it, or just assume the 3rd character isn't present but still involved.)

4. ♠ KISMESISSITUDE
YOU HATE THIS PERSON. YOU WILL NOW DEVOTE EVERY LAST WAKING HOUR TO ~~STICKING THEIR HEAD DOWN A BUCKET~~ MAKING THEIR LIVES A MISERY. ALL OF THE HOURS. ALL OF THEM.

(Ludicrously involved formatting is ALSO OPTIONAL. :])

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Rick. [...ok. either the programmers were high they day they rolled out the cores, or his psychosis is getting unmanageable again. the sad thing is he really can't tell which is right.]

I'm - I'm fine. I opened the path, and she dethroned the queen.

.... Well, that sounds boring.

Tell me your history with explosions!

The climax is always a let down, especially when you've fought for so long.

There were a lot of explosions, even before things went to hell. I think they actually started handing out bonuses contingent on the number of explosions employees caused. [this was always a little unsettling for him, honestly]

Awesome.

But the climax huh? That's never a let down with me, if you know what I'm saying.

[....all right this is just getting bizarre, even for him] God. What was your function?

Well, I don't wanna scare you - but I'm an Adventure Sphere!

...why would she need an adventure sphere?

Ehhh.... [give him a minute to consider this. Pondering the meaning of his existence isn't exactly a regular thing, but he comes to a conclusion fairly quickly]

She's a woman, you know? Delicate. Can't leave her by herself if there's trouble, like... a terrorist attack, or an earthquake, or if she ...can't get the pickle jar open... high tension situations!!

[he's hiding his face in his hands now] I can't believe they actually built something like this. Is this what they were doing all day? Oh God.

Yeah, who woulda thought humans could create such a great guy, right? But enough about them. Let's talk about me!

And us.

I don't think I'm sane enough for this conversation.

Hey, buddy. I like to get a little crazy, myself.

I hope you're better medicated than I am.

What? Get serious. Where would I even put that shit?

I don't know, I didn't program cores. How would you open a jar of pickles?

[the eye swivels around for a moment.]

.... You tryin' to start somethin', pal?

[he holds up his hands defensively] Just end things. Always end.

But I really don't see how a core could do something like that.

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story of his life, just one windfall after another.

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I don't think I am either.

hgtjkghtr where are the anti-psychotics when you need them

The most logical thing he's ever said in his entire life

sobbing

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