[ It's actually Jirou that suggests he think about finding someone to take to the family gathering that his father is bringing him to. Fuyumi and his brothers are allowed to skip it, but not him, the prodigy and Endeavor's masterpiece. Yaoyorozu tries to scold her, but she doesn't... necessarily tell them no. So.
Here he is, responding to the ad. ]
I'm looking for someone to take as my date to a family gathering. My family's traditional, and admittedly quirk elitist, as most of them wed through arranged quirk marriages. The only dealbreaker - for you, I mean - is that my father is the hero Endeavor, and while his media presence is amiable enough, he's a generally confrontational asshole when civilians aren't around and the cameras aren't focused on him.
He shouldn't get physical, but he's not a pleasant person to deal with, and is the person I'm primarily aiming to piss off. If you'd rather not have to deal with that, it's entirely understandable. But there will be a lot of free food throughout the day.
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@god thanks for this ad
Here he is, responding to the ad. ]
I'm looking for someone to take as my date to a family gathering. My family's traditional, and admittedly quirk elitist, as most of them wed through arranged quirk marriages. The only dealbreaker - for you, I mean - is that my father is the hero Endeavor, and while his media presence is amiable enough, he's a generally confrontational asshole when civilians aren't around and the cameras aren't focused on him.
He shouldn't get physical, but he's not a pleasant person to deal with, and is the person I'm primarily aiming to piss off. If you'd rather not have to deal with that, it's entirely understandable. But there will be a lot of free food throughout the day.
right
[You can subsist off of ramen but at what cost.]
What's the quickest way to get under his skin? Do you need me to propose? I can get the props for that.