I am a 21 year old quirkless college student, and a car that is one year younger than I am. I'm a waiter at a restaurant and I typically have late shifts. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving or any other family gathering, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game.
I can do the following at your request:
Start instigative discussions about politics and/or religion.
Propose to you in front of everyone.
Pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on. (Not much of a drinker, but I know what it looks like.)
Start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the lawn where the neighbors can see.
[ It's actually Jirou that suggests he think about finding someone to take to the family gathering that his father is bringing him to. Fuyumi and his brothers are allowed to skip it, but not him, the prodigy and Endeavor's masterpiece. Yaoyorozu tries to scold her, but she doesn't... necessarily tell them no. So.
Here he is, responding to the ad. ]
I'm looking for someone to take as my date to a family gathering. My family's traditional, and admittedly quirk elitist, as most of them wed through arranged quirk marriages. The only dealbreaker - for you, I mean - is that my father is the hero Endeavor, and while his media presence is amiable enough, he's a generally confrontational asshole when civilians aren't around and the cameras aren't focused on him.
He shouldn't get physical, but he's not a pleasant person to deal with, and is the person I'm primarily aiming to piss off. If you'd rather not have to deal with that, it's entirely understandable. But there will be a lot of free food throughout the day.
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Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad?
I can do the following at your request:
I require no pay but the free meal.
@god thanks for this ad
Here he is, responding to the ad. ]
I'm looking for someone to take as my date to a family gathering. My family's traditional, and admittedly quirk elitist, as most of them wed through arranged quirk marriages. The only dealbreaker - for you, I mean - is that my father is the hero Endeavor, and while his media presence is amiable enough, he's a generally confrontational asshole when civilians aren't around and the cameras aren't focused on him.
He shouldn't get physical, but he's not a pleasant person to deal with, and is the person I'm primarily aiming to piss off. If you'd rather not have to deal with that, it's entirely understandable. But there will be a lot of free food throughout the day.
right
[You can subsist off of ramen but at what cost.]
What's the quickest way to get under his skin? Do you need me to propose? I can get the props for that.