[Open because I'm bored]

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Sup. You're suddenly inside a pub. Not just any pub, but a pub you've mostly likely never seen before. It's especially odd if you're from some time period after the 17-1800's, not counting the fact that at least half of the bar-goers are decidingly not quite human.

Once you look outside, of course is a sight even more strange. The sky is filled with airships and the entire city itself seems to be inclosed in a large castle.

Welcome to Lindblum.

Also your wallet is gone.]

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[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Holy crap you're a giant what is this bullshit. He stares at him a moment.]

[Also what the crap was he wearing.]

Whoa.


You uh, don't look like a local.

[idkmybffboko.livejournal.com]

[Shut up that shit is totally fantastic in his world. Please take him to Ruby ASAP.]

Uh. [Rubbing at the back of his head sheepishly.] I'm kinda not, to be completely honest with you.

[You are ridiculously tiny--is that a tail.] --and by "kinda," I mean "seriously not." Where am I?

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Staaaare -okay wait what.]

You- This is Lindblum.

[idkmybffboko.livejournal.com]

[Mutual staring all around!]

I--this-- [FLABBERGASTED.] I can honestly say I've never heard of a place called Lindblum. Ever.

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

You must have hit your head or something. This is the biggest kingdom on the continent. How can you not have heard of it?

[idkmybffboko.livejournal.com]

You just got done saying I wasn't a local, I think that--

[Pause. Ding! He starts going through what should be useless pouches, but one did have his wallet in it. Now he's pulling out a map and unfolding it.]

I was leaving this place. [Holds out to, pointing at a kingdom labeled Walse.]

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Stares at this map for a minute.]

[Blinks.]

[Takes the map and stares at it some more.]

What kind of map is this? The continent isn't on here at all.

[idkmybffboko.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and neither's your Lindblum. Which means something weird happened between Walse and Karnak.

[Pointing out the path they were on over your shoulder nao. Nevermind the whole teleporting bit, he's pretty sure this midget thinks he's crazy enough as it is.]

We don't even have anything near as crazy as your flying ships where I'm from.

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

...

[Well honestly he's not sure what to say. This is beyond weird, even for him. His tail beats back and forth a bit in frustration.]

Huh.

[idkmybffboko.livejournal.com]

[Opens mouth to say something, but ends up watching talk flick for a moment. What the shit.]

...

[srsly what the shit.]

... [Oh right conversation.] My thoughts exactly.

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Hands him the map back and kind of crosses his arms.]

Well- There's an Inn in the Business District, if you need somewhere to go. I dunno about the rest of your problem.

I might know a few people you can ask about your weird kingdoms. Maybe Boss' heard something before.

[idkmybffboko.livejournal.com]

[Goes through the process of folding it back up.]

Yeah, well... That's another problem. Inns tend to take gil, which I have absolutely zero of now. [Sour face as he pats where his wallet was.] Maybe I should save the inn for after I talk to those people of yours.

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Oh, oops, was that his fault. Not going to mention that.]

No problem, I can cover the Inn. They know me there.

[idkmybffboko.livejournal.com]

[YEAH THAT WOULD BE A TERRIBLE START TO THIS FRIENDSHIP.]

Seriously? [Considers.] Thanks, really.

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Yeaaaaaah we'll wait.]

No problem. You're lucky I know this whole town like the back of my glove.