[Open because I'm bored]

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Sup. You're suddenly inside a pub. Not just any pub, but a pub you've mostly likely never seen before. It's especially odd if you're from some time period after the 17-1800's, not counting the fact that at least half of the bar-goers are decidingly not quite human.

Once you look outside, of course is a sight even more strange. The sky is filled with airships and the entire city itself seems to be inclosed in a large castle.

Welcome to Lindblum.

Also your wallet is gone.]

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[alldesires.livejournal.com]

[Well, at first Greed was like 'wtf is this shit', but then he noticed he was inside a bar and everything was okay.

But then he noticed his wallet was gone and it was back to being pissed.]

Okay, this is bullshit.

[idkmybffboko.livejournal.com]

...

[The fact his wallet is gone is hardly a concern after he notices the setting he's been thrown into. ... How can anybody live like this!? He wants to just go back into the pub, but he kiiiiinda can't move. Or, well. Is too horrified to move.]

Not cool, man.

[The gods had no mercy for him, if they decided to send him full of flying ships after forcing him onto Hiryuu's back.]

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

You look lost.

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Smacks into after coming out of the pub.] Geez, what gives-

[idkmybffboko.livejournal.com]

Ahck! [Stumbles forward, but thankfully doesn't fall flat on his face. He's already having a bad enough day, man.]

Sorry, I just--

... [Turned, and is now looking down ... down... at the blond that knocked into him. He was the tallest out of his new friends, but this? Kinda ridic.]

[alldesires.livejournal.com]

... [huh, this guy is even tinier than Ed- wait, is that a tail.]

Something like that, so if you don't mind, where the hell am I?

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Holy crap you're a giant what is this bullshit. He stares at him a moment.]

[Also what the crap was he wearing.]

Whoa.


You uh, don't look like a local.

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Notice that everyone is pretty much this height, pal.]

You a tourist? You're in the industrial district.

[idkmybffboko.livejournal.com]

[Shut up that shit is totally fantastic in his world. Please take him to Ruby ASAP.]

Uh. [Rubbing at the back of his head sheepishly.] I'm kinda not, to be completely honest with you.

[You are ridiculously tiny--is that a tail.] --and by "kinda," I mean "seriously not." Where am I?

[alldesires.livejournal.com]

[He'll notice it after he's had some alcohol dammit.]

The industrial district of what?

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

...Uh. Lindblum. You must be pretty lost.

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Staaaare -okay wait what.]

You- This is Lindblum.

[idkmybffboko.livejournal.com]

[Mutual staring all around!]

I--this-- [FLABBERGASTED.] I can honestly say I've never heard of a place called Lindblum. Ever.

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

You must have hit your head or something. This is the biggest kingdom on the continent. How can you not have heard of it?

[idkmybffboko.livejournal.com]

You just got done saying I wasn't a local, I think that--

[Pause. Ding! He starts going through what should be useless pouches, but one did have his wallet in it. Now he's pulling out a map and unfolding it.]

I was leaving this place. [Holds out to, pointing at a kingdom labeled Walse.]

[alldesires.livejournal.com]

Never heard of it. [what the hell is this place, man. He heads for the doors.]

Tch... what's the quickest way to Central? I've got business to-

[and he steps outside. oh.]

...Huh.

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Stares at this map for a minute.]

[Blinks.]

[Takes the map and stares at it some more.]

What kind of map is this? The continent isn't on here at all.

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

Central what-- [Stops and stares at him before following him out.]

What, never seen an airship before?

[idkmybffboko.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and neither's your Lindblum. Which means something weird happened between Walse and Karnak.

[Pointing out the path they were on over your shoulder nao. Nevermind the whole teleporting bit, he's pretty sure this midget thinks he's crazy enough as it is.]

We don't even have anything near as crazy as your flying ships where I'm from.

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

...

[Well honestly he's not sure what to say. This is beyond weird, even for him. His tail beats back and forth a bit in frustration.]

Huh.

[alldesires.livejournal.com]

As a matter of fact, no. [staring, yep.]

This is... a problem. [He turns to go back inside, then stops and growls in frustration.]

Damn it! I can't even get a drink!

[idkmybffboko.livejournal.com]

[Opens mouth to say something, but ends up watching talk flick for a moment. What the shit.]

...

[srsly what the shit.]

... [Oh right conversation.] My thoughts exactly.

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Well. Okay. This guy was a few gil short a full purse.]

[But he felt kind of bad.]

Yo! Pops! [He's talking to the guy at the counter.]

Give me a couple drinks.

[thespianmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Hands him the map back and kind of crosses his arms.]

Well- There's an Inn in the Business District, if you need somewhere to go. I dunno about the rest of your problem.

I might know a few people you can ask about your weird kingdoms. Maybe Boss' heard something before.

[chosepeace.livejournal.com]

[WHOA.

brb looking around because omg.]