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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2014-01-16 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ being elevated to the position of king's advisor was not something to be taken lightly. well--okay, it wouldn't be, if stiles actually was that. at the moment, he was an apprentice, working underneath the actual king's advisor, a man by the name of alan deaton. stiles had been chosen for a reason, apparently; he'd actually gotten into an argument with the king of all freakin people on the day he'd been brought in on his father's, a sheriff of a local town, heels, he'd run into the king and argued with him about the fact that his dad had lost a district that was under his protection when he'd clearly not deserved it, and brought up his dad's shining record as a sheriff right to the king's face.

his father was promoted to head of the kingsguard and stiles? well, here he was, studying politics and getting into more, albeit less random and more appropriate, arguments with said king. he got along famously with prince scott, and was pretty much attached at his hip from the first day, but while dr. deaton focused on advising the young prince into taking the throne someday, stiles found himself interacting more and more with king derek hale.

they had to train scott, because the same thing had just happened to derek; the rest of the hale family had been wiped away in a vicious arson, leaving only derek and scott alive. but stiles didn't really think it was fair that the actual king didn't get that much concrete help.

so he tried. he tried his goddamn best to make sure that derek was making good decisions, talking him through arguments, doing anything and everything a good advisor was supposed to do. at the moment, that was dealing in a political alliance wanting to be arranged by the yukimura family from the east and trying to decide how to set it up.

he's lying flat on his back on derek's table when derek arrives, ten minutes early and holding what looks like a huge book over his head, flipping pages, brown eyes scanning the pages and occasionally grabbing a quill to make markings in the margins. this position of reading has mostly ended up with getting splotches of ink on his face, but at least he's focused. ]
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2014-01-16 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ he was pretty much completely in the zone before derek showed up. the book is old as hell, but it's--druidic magic, the kind of thing that runs in the very veins of their kingdom, and something stiles is just now starting to get a grip on. he needs so much practice, so much it's not even funny, but deaton told him he was a--natural conductor. the kind of person who could lift magic from the soil and make it pulse with their heartbeat.

stiles really wishes he could make that as easy as it sounded, but you know, such is his life.

he's startled out of his thought, quill tip in his mouth, when suddenly, a hand reaches out and touches his face. stiles jerks and drops the quill, freezing and staring at derek with those big brown eyes. ]
Your highness!

[ that comes out in a squawk, and a flush tracks across his cheeks where the ink used to be--stiles scrambles to a sitting position and refuses to admit to himself that the flush wasn't just from embarrassment at the king scaring the shit out of him. ] Oh--my god, jesus christ, you have got to start wearing a bell or something.
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2014-01-16 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Good, it's a damn smart idea. [ Stiles huffs a little and tries to regain his composure. He at least managed to call him by the proper title this time--he thinks, anyway, it can't be much worse than the time he called him a "raging asswipe" in front of about ten members of the court--and Stiles drops the book, putting it down and pausing in a moment of indecision, flicking his gaze between the chair and the table and giving up, pulling both legs up onto the mahogany surface and resting his hands on his ankles. ] It might save your human, may I remind you, court advisors an early onset heart attack.

[ Now that he's super awkward as usual, Stiles taps both hands on the book. ] Soooo, the Yukimura alliance.

[ At least he has the good grace to look a tiny bit sympathetic. ]
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2014-01-16 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be such a drama queen. [ He snipes that pretty much immediately when Derek basically rolls his eyes and sighs at him, in the kind of words a servant really should not be saying to a king, but, you know, whatever. Stiles nods and pushes a package of papers towards them, topped with a letter. ]

Their King is hesitant about it. [ Because of what happened, but he doesn't really need to say that part out loud. ] The dignitary basically fed me and Dr. Deaton a lot of bullshit about how impressed they were with the kingdom but thought we didn't have a lot of ~growth potential~ [ Said so, so sarcastically, hands waving in a jazz motion ] and they need something to to solidify the entire alliance.

So a visit might be in order. [ And another sympathy wince. Sorry Derek. Visits mean dinners and hostings and politics and basically nothing that anyone wants to do, ever, but Stiles kind of has an idea....it just depends on what Scott'll do with it. ]
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2014-01-16 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Drama king, then. [ Stiles rolls his eyes at the hand and brushes his touch off, even if the weird, easy relationship between them is something he can't just pretend doesn't exist. It's kind of ridiculous, the amount of rapport he's put together with the freakin' king of all people, but--when it gets down to it, Derek's just a person, too.

Werewolf. Whatever.

Sucking in a breath through his teeth, Stiles ponders over his last point, his idea. Derek is probably going to rip his throat out the minute he mentions it is. ]
That is, unless...you, arrange a meeting of a different kind, if you know what I mean.

[ Wow, great start. ] He's got a daughter, yanno. Bout my age.
Edited 2014-01-16 02:01 (UTC)
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2014-01-16 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Name's Kira Yukimura. [ Flipping through one of the packages for him, Stiles leans directly into Derek's space as he pulls out what looks like a photograph of a girl with dark hair and pretty almond eyes. If you ask Stiles, Kira is Scott's type to a T--she's smart, gorgeous, dark haired, and could probably kick his ass sideways. Since the Allison Incident ended, Stiles had been trying valiantly to help Scott move on, and Kira Yukimura might just be the answer to that.

Derek's gonna kill him. Whoops. ]
She's seventeen, a princess, rich and her dad's looking for a match for her. You know it'd work perfectly.

[ He's prepared to fight for this--he can see why it would bother Derek, when he was betrothed to a girl who passed away because she couldn't take the bite. The key is Kira is--she's human. At least as far as Stiles knows. ]
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2014-01-16 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That was not the answer he was expecting. Stiles pauses midway through his defense of his argument--he had prepared a whole defense and everything, and shuts his mouth with a click. ] Seriously?

[ It doesn't take him long to realize after that, that he's doing it for Scott. Despite his exterior appearance, the way he shuts himself off to the rest of the world, Stiles knows probably better than anyone that Derek's problem has always been that he cares too much. At least in this case, it'll be more helpful than anything else. There's a pleased smile on his face, probably startled out of him, and Stiles nods emphatically. ] Yes--yes, definitely. But, dude, I'm telling you now, this is going to work out perfectly. I would bet my meager salary on it.
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2014-01-20 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Stiles' mouth drops open--Derek is seriously the king of the backhanded compliment, not just an entire land of people--and he snaps it shut only to take the paper when he gets it pushed towards him and scratch out the quotation marks with his quill, because Stiles' real name does not exist as far as he's concerned, then shoves it back towards Derek and points at the paper. ]

Ohh no, you are signing that one, because when this goes off without a hitch and my man Scott--er, the prince, falls ~madly in love~ with Princess Yukimura, I am getting that raise. And it is going to get used to take a vacation. [ And invite you, he wants to say--but since that's not possible, that's obviously a joke. ]
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2014-01-20 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you believe in me. [ Stiles grins at him, bright and teasing and still sincere, because Derek looked tense and angry when he first walked into the meeting and Stiles likes to consider cheering him up a part of his job.

...so maybe sometimes he takes his job a little too personally. Whatever, no one really needs to know about his stupid, ridiculously unattainable crush. Stiles has Gordon Ramsey taste on a McDonald's budget, basically.

Carefully, he takes the paper and adds, whirling the paper around with a flourish: witnessed by: stiles stilinski in his own messy handwriting. It looks ridiculous beside Derek's politician signature, but he doesn't even care. Stiles smacks his hand against the table and grins at Derek, folding the paper and putting it in his breast pocket, even tapping it once for emphasis, wiggling his eyebrows. ]
Consider this bet made.