hypercompetent: [ credit needed ] (you can only blame your problems)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2014-01-16 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Name's Kira Yukimura. [ Flipping through one of the packages for him, Stiles leans directly into Derek's space as he pulls out what looks like a photograph of a girl with dark hair and pretty almond eyes. If you ask Stiles, Kira is Scott's type to a T--she's smart, gorgeous, dark haired, and could probably kick his ass sideways. Since the Allison Incident ended, Stiles had been trying valiantly to help Scott move on, and Kira Yukimura might just be the answer to that.

Derek's gonna kill him. Whoops. ]
She's seventeen, a princess, rich and her dad's looking for a match for her. You know it'd work perfectly.

[ He's prepared to fight for this--he can see why it would bother Derek, when he was betrothed to a girl who passed away because she couldn't take the bite. The key is Kira is--she's human. At least as far as Stiles knows. ]
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2014-01-16 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That was not the answer he was expecting. Stiles pauses midway through his defense of his argument--he had prepared a whole defense and everything, and shuts his mouth with a click. ] Seriously?

[ It doesn't take him long to realize after that, that he's doing it for Scott. Despite his exterior appearance, the way he shuts himself off to the rest of the world, Stiles knows probably better than anyone that Derek's problem has always been that he cares too much. At least in this case, it'll be more helpful than anything else. There's a pleased smile on his face, probably startled out of him, and Stiles nods emphatically. ] Yes--yes, definitely. But, dude, I'm telling you now, this is going to work out perfectly. I would bet my meager salary on it.
hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (i'm not sure if)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2014-01-20 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Stiles' mouth drops open--Derek is seriously the king of the backhanded compliment, not just an entire land of people--and he snaps it shut only to take the paper when he gets it pushed towards him and scratch out the quotation marks with his quill, because Stiles' real name does not exist as far as he's concerned, then shoves it back towards Derek and points at the paper. ]

Ohh no, you are signing that one, because when this goes off without a hitch and my man Scott--er, the prince, falls ~madly in love~ with Princess Yukimura, I am getting that raise. And it is going to get used to take a vacation. [ And invite you, he wants to say--but since that's not possible, that's obviously a joke. ]
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2014-01-20 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you believe in me. [ Stiles grins at him, bright and teasing and still sincere, because Derek looked tense and angry when he first walked into the meeting and Stiles likes to consider cheering him up a part of his job.

...so maybe sometimes he takes his job a little too personally. Whatever, no one really needs to know about his stupid, ridiculously unattainable crush. Stiles has Gordon Ramsey taste on a McDonald's budget, basically.

Carefully, he takes the paper and adds, whirling the paper around with a flourish: witnessed by: stiles stilinski in his own messy handwriting. It looks ridiculous beside Derek's politician signature, but he doesn't even care. Stiles smacks his hand against the table and grins at Derek, folding the paper and putting it in his breast pocket, even tapping it once for emphasis, wiggling his eyebrows. ]
Consider this bet made.