It's International Kiss Day so have The Kissing Meme!

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The Kissing Meme
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Go to the RNG and roll between 1 and 20. That's your kiss.
• Kiss
• Shenanigans ensue!

The kisses:
1. French Kiss
Probably the most famous kiss there is, the French kiss is an open-mouthed kiss where one person’s tongue touches the other person’s tongue. Also called a “tongue kiss,” the French kiss easy enough to execute, but it can take years to master.

2. Butterfly Kiss
To give someone a butterfly kiss, get close to them so the tips of your eyelashes are touching theirs. Then blink very fast so your eyelashes flutter together like butterfly wings. It’s a fun, cute thing to do while you’re catching your breath from more traditional kisses. You can also give someone a solo butterfly kiss by fluttering your eyelids against their cheek.

3. Single-Lip Kiss
To give someone a single-lip kiss, take one of their lips between yours and gently suck or tug on it. It’s an awfully romantic kiss, and if you do it right, you’ll send tingles up and down your sweetie’s spine.

4. Spiderman Kiss
Based on the kiss in the 2002 movie Spider-Man, the Spiderman kiss involves kissing someone whose face is upside-down from yours, so your top lip kisses their bottom lip and vice versa.

5. Earlobe Kiss
A great kiss to to perform while you’re taking a break from lip kisses, the earlobe kiss involves taking someone’s earlobe lightly between your lips and tugging gently downward. For a more intense earlobe kiss, add a little bit of tongue, or use a gentle sucking motion on their earlobe.

6. Lip Gloss Kiss
This is a fun, flirty kiss for girlfriends to give their boyfriends. Put on a healthy amount of lip gloss or ChapStick, then rub your lips on your partners’ lips until theirs are coated, too. For extra fun, surprise your partner with a sweet, fruity lip gloss flavor.

7. Eskimo Kiss
In an Eskimo kiss, two people rub their noses back and forth against each other. It’s based on real kisses that people in Eskimo cultures give their friends. Just like with lip kisses, Eskimo kisses are best executed with your eyes closed.

8. Cheek Kiss
The cheek kiss is exactly what it sounds like - a closed-mouth kiss against someone’s cheek. Cheek kisses can be used as friendly greetings, flirty thank-you’s or cute, unexpected ways to say good-bye to your boyfriend or girlfriend.

9. Hickey
A hickey technically isn’t a kiss; it’s a red mark (a bruise, really) left on the skin after someone sucks hard enough on it. Hickeys hurt a little to get, but some people think the sucking feels good, especially on the side of the neck. It can be embarrassing to walk around with a hickey, so before you start sucking, get permission first.

10. Secret Message Kiss
In the middle of a French kiss, spell out a secret message with the tip of your tongue against their tongue. It might feel a little funny to the other person, but at least you’ll be getting your message across.

11. Vampire Kiss
The vampire kiss is a deep kiss on someone’s neck that can involve sucking or light biting on the skin. Since some people find it painful rather than sexy, and since the sucking might leave a hickey, always ask permission before you give someone a vampire kiss.

12. Wet Kiss
Wet kisses are any open-mouthed kisses, with or without tongue. A little bit of wetness during a kiss can be sexy, but try not to overdo it: too much saliva is sloppy. Alternate between wet kisses and closed-mouth kisses and single-lip kisses, and be sure to swallow occasionally so you don’t accidentally drool all over your partner.

13. Lizard Kiss
The lizard kiss involves flicking your tongue in and out of your partner’s mouth in tight, quick strokes (picture the way a lizard moves its tongue). This is a silly kiss you can try just for fun, but it generally should be avoided because it feels kind of creepy to get.

14. Air Kiss
The air kiss is a sophisticated gesture you can use as a greeting to your friends and relatives. To give one, rest your cheek against their cheek and make a kissing sound with your lips.

15. The Biting Kiss
The biting kiss is a more aggressive form of the French kiss. Like the French kiss, it’s open-mouthed and incorporates tongue, but as you pull back, your teeth lightly grab onto your sweetie’s tongue for just a second. Try it once and see how your partner responds. Some people love it, but others think it’s painful or weird.

16. Angel Kiss
To give someone an angel kiss, kiss them very gently on their eyelids or on the spot right next to their eye, using just your lips. It’s a very romantic way to wake someone up or say goodbye.

17. Neck Kiss
After French kissing for a while, some people mix it up by trailing their mouth down and “Frenching” the other person’s neck. To execute a neck kiss perfectly, go light on the saliva, focus on the motion of your lips, never stay in once place for very long and never suck hard enough to leave a hickey.

18. Jawline Kiss
To plant a jawline kiss on someone, give them a firm kiss on the bottom of their jaw, right where their face meets their neck. If they respond well to it, make a path of jawline kisses up to their ear and give them an earlobe kiss.

19. Breath Kiss
The breath kiss is a fun, silly kiss that’s almost more of a game than a kiss. To do it, open your mouth, inhale deeply and lock lips with your sweetie (like you’re performing CPR). Slowly exhale into their mouth while they’re inhaling, “passing” the breath to them. Without moving, slowly inhale while your partner exhales. Keep passing the breath back and forth until one of you runs out of breath or you both erupt in giggles.

20. The Love Kiss
Finally, the love kiss is any kiss that you give while thinking tender, loving thoughts about your partner. You might not realize it, but your kissing style can be influenced by whatever’s on your mind. Smooching with love on your mind will make your kisses extra soft and sweet. Whether it’s on your partner’s mouth, neck, ear or forehead, the love kiss is the most romantic kiss you can give.

Taken from chuchu_kissu 

Comments

[thorny]

[see this is why no one should listen to anyone

YOU CAN'T BECAUSE I ALREADY ESTABLISHED IT AS TRUE and you know what fine she will

the hand that's not still fighting the passive-aggressive good fight up in David's hair is just going to find its way underneath his shirt and start moving up. YES. YES SHE IS GOING THERE FIGHT HER.]

[tortileghostwriter]

[but then nothing would get done

YOU HAVE ESTABLISHED PRECISELY JACK SHIT okay then

those hands have the hopes and dreams of millions riding on whatever hands have instead of shoulders and may the winds be at their dorsums

FINE he's going to let a hand start going up into her shirt too FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE NEVER GIVE ANY GROUND KEEP FIGHTING BACK]

[thorny]

[no stuff would get done with everyone acting on their own obviously

THAT'S MORE THAN YOU'VE GOT OK

ok so David's hand up her shirt is exactly where she doesn't want it to be because he can do some real damage there. obviously what must be done here is to FIND THE SENSITIVE SPOTS ON DAVID BEFORE HE CAN GET TO HERS YES OFFENSE IS THE BEST DEFENSE FIGHT ON FOR NARNIA]

[tortileghostwriter]

[obviously

THERE'S NOT MUCH THAT'S LESS THAN JACK SHIT

meanwhile David is going to adopt the same strategy. FIRST LET'S SEE HOW IT GOES IF HE TRAILS HIS HAND UP HER STOMACH then maybe along her spine THERE IS SCIENCE TO BE DONE

these are some pretty sloppy makeouts]

[thorny]

[WELL WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE

you know what you get for that, David? you get Rose involuntarily shivering and then dragging her nails across your chest in revenge

yep. only the best for the Lalondes.]

[tortileghostwriter]

[NO YOU

SIMULTANEOUS HISS AND TRIUMPHANT SMIRK as he repeats the actions some more. IT IS UNCERTAIN AS TO WHAT CAN BE SAID FOR ROSE, but on his side the kiss might be shifting to be a little less angry. EMOTIONS ARE CONFUSING

they have the most stringent of standards.]

[thorny]

[YOUR FACE

NNNG STOP THAT YOU FUCKER Rose decides to forgo clawing his chest raw in retaliation and instead wander downwards herself to see if being a paradox twin means you have the same weak spots. this has been going on long enough that she's beginning to forget what they were upset about in the first place FUCKING PUBERTY

well someone in this universe has to, and if not them then who?]

[tortileghostwriter]

[YOUR MOTHoh wait

DAVIDNOPING.GIF and yeah that's getting a reaction out of him. Just for that he's going to dare to venture a bit further up. WHAT DO, ROSE

all too right.]

[thorny]

[yeah that's right now what

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT DO she's just going to try and arch away from him while sloooowly tracing her way down some more]

[tortileghostwriter]

[he would like to ask you that as well

RIGHT OKAY SO THAT'S A NO GO THEN his hand just goes back down to the circles it was tracing]

[thorny]

[oh fuck if i know we passed In Control Territory loooong ago

she allows that, mostly because it's pretty good cover for the fact that she's running out of air and needs to break the kiss FUCKING LUNGS YOU BETRAY HER]

[tortileghostwriter]

[welp

AND HE NOTICES THAT DID YOU REALLY THINK HE WOULDN'T the smirk returns.]

Anything that you would care to say?

[thorny]

[SHE WAS KIND OF HOPING YOU'D BE TOO MESMERIZED WITH TOUCHING ANOTHER HUMAN BEING OK she is also resolutely addressing all her replies to David's shoulder]

I believe that you need to reread your source material on this subject.

[tortileghostwriter]

[A STOMACH IS ONLY ENTERTAINING FOR SO LONG right now it's mostly happening because he knows she's sensitive there. Keeps up the douchesmirk, plants a surprisingly soft kiss on her cheek.]

Which would imply that you have greater insight and experience in these matters than I do. Is there something that you would like to tell me?

[thorny]

[aaaand that is basically the straw that (temporarily) breaks the Rose's charade. she groans and just lets her face rest on that damn shoulder she'd been talking to]

Yes. We are now in a position to prove several theories on genetic attraction correct and cause a landmark tidal wave in the psychological community.

[tortileghostwriter]

[he is so unreasonably amused and proud of himself right now. The hand that was tangled into Rose's hair relaxes, resting atop it. IS HE STROKING IT A LITTLE BIT? MAYBE? PEOPLE DID THAT IN HIS BOOKS SOMETIMES]

It's a shame, then, that the psychological community as we know it no longer exists.

[thorny]

[Rose has an equal amount of desire to die or just doze off in this position, and she's not thrilled about that. EMOTIONS YOU BETRAY HER ONCE AGAIN so she tries to distract herself by playing with the damn earlobe that got her into this mess]

I feel morally obligated to document this in honor of my fallen brethren who couldn't live to see the fruits of their endless debate.

[tortileghostwriter]

[David kkkind of feels the same way. THERE ARE COMPLICATED TWISTED AND VERY STRONG FEELINGS IN HIS ALIEN HATEBLADDER so he just. Keeps playing with her hair a little bit. Kissing her felt nice though. AND HE DOESN'T MIND THIS POSITION TOO MUCH...?]

Science must march on, after all.

[thorny]

[FUCKING EMOTIONS LET'S DROWN THEM IN THE BATHTUB. idly tracing his jawline now, trying very hard not to think about what just happened and how it wasn't that bad really and shut up self oh god]

The world must know the truth, and if not me then who will inform them?

[tortileghostwriter]

[I APPROVE OF THIS PLAN. just kind of tilting his head a little to allow her better access, and he's also trying very hard but his lip is still bleeding black, and he has black lipstick smeared against his lips a bit, and it's very hard to just ignore all of this and oh god. He had a remark prepared in response to what she'd said, but...he pulls back a bit, his lips going up against Rose's again, not nearly as harsh as before and self what are you fucking doing]

[thorny]

[whatever it is that part of Rose she's trying to force into the metaphorical bathtub seems to think it's a good idea too, because the hand on his face moves down a little to just cup his face. she finds herself kissing back in a considerably softened way while somewhere in her mind a voice is screaming this is going even farther than before CHRIST WOULD YOU STOP.]

[tortileghostwriter]

[God, these kids. You need to put your back into it when drowning something in metaphorical bathtubs. His eyes close slowly, keeping up the contact, letting his hand work its way back into her hair more smoothly. Five voices have things to say on the subject and only one of them is actually his.]

[thorny]

[the less than metaphorical feelings are unfortunately fighters, and really all this bathtub drowning probably needs more than one person to succeed. Rose sighs into the kiss, her thumb gently rubbing circles into his jaw. this is a lot nicer than it should be.]

[tortileghostwriter]

[more than likely yes. He hums lightly into it, keeping his hand where it is. Despite his usual apprehension about contact he seems almost...very content like this. and yes, it really is.]

[thorny]

[Rose has a feeling that after this second go round they probably won't be able to avoid talking this over seriously. But for now she's strangely happy to just leave things as they are, what ever...this state is.]