↪ Pick one of my characters (make sure to specify which version) OR drop any character of yours in and get a random choice.
↪ Use RNG and enter 1-12 for a scene; roll again for specifics.
↪ Or cheat and just pick something.
↪ Straight-up picture prompts go here or here.
↪ There's also seasonal-themed or IC inbox options.
↪ OPTIONAL: combine a bunch of memes and scenarios and go nuts.
Tweaked by 609721973 people after it was shared on plurk tbh.
I. BED INVADERS
A. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous CR, etc.)
1. WAKE THEM UP. You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
2. PRANK! Oh, this has just got to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
3. CAN'T BEAT 'EM, JOIN 'EM. Push 'em over & snuggle up. You're too tired to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
4. LET THEM SLEEP. Whatever. It's noon. They're asleep and you've got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.
B. Decide you have NO CLUE who is person is! (No CR, castmates who have never met, crosscanon, etc.)
5. SCREAM 'OH MY GOD GET UP!' Really. Default action going on here.
6. PRANK! What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise what you do.)
7. GENTLY AWAKEN THEM. Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted, but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
8. GET TO KNOW THEM NON-BIBLICALLY. Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. AS a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
9. TIE 'EM UP. FUNCTIONAL typing up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.
C. Decide - fuck the police. You heard. Fuck 'em.
10. YOU MOVE FORWARD AND MAKE YOUR OWN FATE.
II. ROAD TRIP
1. BREAK DOWN. Oh snap. Your car decided to break down out in the middle of nowhere. WHAT DO? Is that Leatherface? Will this be "Children of the Corn"?
2. HITCHHIKERS? Is this even a good idea? Threads may also have a third participant. Go wild.
3. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT? Dude, I hear deer mess up cars... Or I think that was a deer...
4. DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND. Alas. You're the parent or disgruntled friend who has had it up to here with all the fighting in the back. This thread may also have a third or even fourth participant, if you can wing it.
5. OMG, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS LANDMARK! No, no, and no. You tell that person that they're going to be driven around and they're going to like it.
6. THE GREAT ESCAPE. Either dinosaurs or the mothman is chasing you. Don't stop now.
7. MAKE OUT. For whatever reason, the person you're traveling with in the car, you would love to make out with them and then some.
III. CUDDLES
1. SWEET DREAMS. It's been a long day and all you want to do is sleep or just rest your eyes for a bit. Hopefully whoever is close by doesn't mind if you use them as a blanket.
2. STORMY WEATHER. The heavy rain, thunder, and lightning won't be letting up anytime soon. Luckily, it's the perfect weather to stay indoors and snuggle up close and keep warm.
3. SLOW DANCE. It's the end of a party, or maybe it's only the two of you, but the tempo is slow and the lights are low. Let your dance partner take the weight and just sway.
4. SURPRISE ATTACK. Time to invade someone's personal sapce. Are they working too much and need a distraction? Maybe you just wanted to brighten their day. Either way, they won't see it coming.
5. MOVIE NIGHT. It can be on the sofa or in a darkened theater, but you've got your popcorn and someone to settle against during your favorite movie.
6. I LOVE YOU, MAN. It's totally platonic, really. You're just very good friends, no matter what people like to think. But you just love your friend so much you want to hug them, whether they like it or not.
7. JEEPERS CREEPERS. Welp. You were just frightened. Was it a spider in the washroom, a ghost in the attic, a bad dream? Either way, you're looking for someone to cling to right now, and who better than that person right there?
8. HURT AND COMFORT. Whether you're sick in bed, just been dumped, or suffered a traumatic event, you need someone to wrap their arms around you and make everything go away.
9. SUNDAY MORNING. Maybe you just had a wild night. Maybe there's just not enough space at your place and you need to share your bed. Or maybe you just got really tired and someone else happened to be there. Doesn't matter because now the person with you looks way more comfortable than any blanket or pillow. Drape to your heart's content.
10. MOMENT AFTER. You just had incredible, vigorous sex and if you weren't a cuddler before, you are now. You're probably too exhausted to do anything else anyway. Just enjoy the moment.
11. MENAGE A TROIS. Or four, or five. Get a group and cuddle away.
12. PLAYER'S CHOICE. Pick one or make up your own!
IV. HURT/COMFORT
1. INJURY. You've been injured. Broken bones or bleeding out or maybe just a tiny little papercut. The choice is yours.
2. SICKNESS. You're sick and laid up in bed, at home or in a hospital. The severity is up to you.
3. FEAR/ANXIETY. Something is happening and you're scared beyond belief.
4. LOSS OF SENSES. Sight, touch, taste, hearing, smell, etc. You've lost some important sense or ability and now you're left to deal with it.
5. DESPAIR. Nothing is good or right anymore and you can't shake the depression. Maybe that friend of yours can help though.
6. MAKE UP. Fight or break up, it's time to make up.
7. RESCUED. You've just been held captive and/or tortured for however long and finally, someone has come to the rescue.
8. BAD ROMANCE. Fight, cheat on, abuse, whatever the case is, someone else can clearly see you need comfort from someone who isn't your terrible lover tonight.
9. LOSS. You've experienced a loss of some kind and need help getting through it.
V. FIGHT
1. FISTFIGHT. Straight-up, unfussy, no-holds-barred facepunching. Clearly you're emotionally invested in this argument. Or maybe you want some stress relief.
2. BAR FIGHT. Someone's had one too many drinks. Curses are being slurred, bottles are being smashed. Just don't be surprised if you get thrown out.
3. VERBAL. A caustic, intellectual battle of wits? Or just immature playground insults? Either way, the fighthing here isn't physical; sticks and stones can break your bones, but we'll see if words can hurt you...
4. WEAPONRY. Fencing practice or a real swordfight? Paintball or battlefield gunfight? The only limits are your imagination (and the extents of human military engineering, of course)!
5. SPARRING. Maybe you're a streetwise punk teaching the new kid on the block the ropes of self-defense. Or perhaps you just want to get some practice in before your karate exam.
6. SEXY. That collar-grabbing led to a kiss, that knee stayed in a place a little too long, those gazes got a little intense... There's heavy breathing here, but it might not be because you've been exerting yourself.
7. DUEL. You insulted the wrong person. Or got caught cheating at cards. A duel, sir, a duel! The gloves are off (and slapping you) and it's pistols at dawn.
8. COMPETITIVE. Boxing, wrestling, martial arts, the possibilities are endless. Just remember: the first rule of Fight Club...
9. OTHER. Combine any of the above, or make up your own!
VI. HIGH SCHOOL AU
1. CLASS TIME. Pick your class, pick your seat. Whether you're paying attention or goofing off, you're interacting constantly with someone else.
2. BREAK TIME. Those precious minutes that aren't lunch, usually half an hour if you're lucky. Are you hanging out on the grass, rushing to get homework finished, or bunking off school early?
3. LUNCH TIME. Food, glorious food! ... As long as you're not eating the school lunches. What sort of chaos will you get up to in the endless queue that is the lunch line?
4. FOOD FIGHT. The natural reaction to being served school lunches: throwing them as far away from you as possible. You're caught in the middle, or maybe you're instigating it. Who knows? No one can tell.
5. STUDY PERIOD. Yeah. "Studying." They mean catching up on gossip, right? Or watching that crappy TV in the common room? Or maybe you really want to study. I'm not judging.
6. SKIPPING SCHOOL. Did you even get to school before you bunked off somewhere? Or did you just take the bus five stops further and in to town? Hope you don't get caught, either way.
7. EXAM WEEK. You're going into an exam, or just cramming every last bit of knowledge into your head. Either way, good luck! You're going to need it.
8. DETENTION. What did you do? Or were you innocent and wrapped up in your friend's scheme, and now you both have detention? I do not envy you at any rate.
9. SUMMER HOLIDAY. SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER! Burn your books, burn your uniforms. Everything is over for another 6 weeks (or however long you get off).
10. FACULTY. Oh, hello miss/sir. No, we weren't talking about bunking. Yep, you're the teacher. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you get this option, you or your partner can do a second roll for the scenario.
11. TAKE YOUR PICK. Free for you. Whether you want to pick something from the list, or make up your own scenario, this option allows that. (Of course, you could just bypass the rolling entirely.)
VII. APOCALYPSE HOW
1. LAST ACTION HERO. You tried your best to save the world, but despite the superpowers, the teamwork, and the sacrifice of many good friends, you couldn't quite pull it off. Now you're left with your guilt and a universe where half the people left are depending on you to help them, while the rest are trying to hunt you down for your failures. Good luck with that, hero.
2. SCIENCE SAVIOR. They said it was impossible, they said it was futile, but you know that if you just got a little bit of support you could fix all of the world's troubles. Maybe your experiments are a bit on the unethical side, but the survival of humanity is depending on you! You can't let the world down. Time to grab those test-tubes and get yourself a lab assistant that doesn't mind getting their hands dirty.
3. THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH. Well, it's finally happened. A virus or disease or genetic mutation has all but wiped out members of the opposite sex and humanity is doomed. But what's this? A lone survivor? As the saviour of the species, they'll be glad to lend a hand (or reproductive organ) to help restore the population, right? Maybe a little bit of persuasion is in order.
4. SO LONELY. You haven't talked to another person in days and you're starved for conversation. So when you finally meet another lone traveler it makes total sense to stick together, right? Maybe share some food, some companionship, some ammo. . . . Better hope you both get along.
5. MUTATION STATION. The bomb dropped and some people weren't fortunate enough to go in the blast. Now those left behind have to deal with nuclear winter, a dwindling food supply, and some strange additions to the human gene code. Maybe these superhumans are friendly and misunderstood. Then again, maybe they just want to eat your brains.
6. LAST DANCE. The world is ending. You know it, everyone knows it, so the only thing left to do is party like it's 1999. Complete your bucket list, do the things you never got the chance to do before, and maybe screw up the courage to do the things you were too scared to even think about doing. Oh, and watch out for looters.
7. FREEBIE SCENARIO. Anything you can think of that isn't already mentioned can go here.
IIX. MOOD MISMATCH
The character tagging in can be the cause, the subject, or the witness of a more or less (in)appropriate display of feelings.
I. WOEFULLY
1. Take over the world.
2. Eat chocolate cake.
3. Train with them.
4. Attend a party thrown for them, or for you.
5. Get crowned / promoted / awarded a high honour by, or beside them.
6. Receive a dazzling gift from them.
II. ANGRILY
1. Carry out a domestic task with their help.
2. Make them a sandwich.
3. Direct them in traffic.
4. Propose, or commit to them.
5. Deliver their mail / missive / gift.
6. Give them a massage.
III. BLISSFULLY
1. Break their heart.
2. Read out a defamatory article about them, or a vicious critical review of their work.
3. Trigger a curse/mechanism that condemns you both to some terrible chore or fate.
4. Destroy all that is dear to them.
5. Share your germs. All of them.
6. Sign you both up for a nigh-suicide mission.
IV. SENSUALLY
1. Mop the(ir?) floor.
2. Carry out a mundane phone conversation.
3. Vandalize public property.
4. Take down your enemies.
5. Play chess.
6. Confess to them, or give a report of your activity.
V. POLITELY
1. Take them hostage.
2. Knock them out.
3. Pickpocket them.
4. Confront them about something you learned by listening in on their private conversations, reading their (e-)mail, or having their house under surveillance.
5. Betray them.
6. Try to kill them, or have them killed.
IX. RANDOM LOCATION
1. LOST. Oh shit, how did you even get here.
2. ON THE RUN. Getting away from someone or something that's after you.
3. TREASURE HUNTING. Something you desire is here. Maybe it's being guarded or you're competing for it.
4. TRAVELLING. You turned up here on purpose. Why is up to you.
5. ESCAPE. Things have gone wrong and you need to get out of this place.
6. DISASTER. Something awful has happened whether you're the cause, a witness or there to help.
7. INVASION. It's a siege! Are you defending or attacking?
8. HOME. It's actually where you live.
9. DUEL. The predetermined location to end a feud.
10. WHATEVER. Just make something up, whatever.
X. STOP! SOMEONE IS NAKED IN YOUR...
1. BED. Waking up after a wild night or just getting ready for bed?
2. OFFICE. Getting a leg up at work? Caught in a moment of indiscretion?
3. YARD. Someone's been communing with nature...
4. CAR. The warmth of a heater during snowfall... or the aircon during a melting summer.
5. BEACH. Oh look, there's a floating swimsuit... and there's its owner.
6. RIVER. God, can't even fish without hooking the wrong species.
7. BATTLEFIELD. Oops, someone looted the wrong corpse... who isn't actually a corpse.
8. SCHOOL. All right, who's been raiding the locker room?
9. BATHROOM. . . . Oh, hey, who needs a shower, right?
10. PARK. Sun and grass and lots of people to . . . watch . . . oh my.
11. . . . CLOTHES?? Okay, technically they are clothed, but it's not their clothes dammit.
12. OTHER. Because there are way, way too many more places than I can think of.
XI. INTIMACY
1. PHYSICAL INTIMACY. It might just be innocent touches or it might be during sex.
2. LONG CONVERSATIONS. Honest words can be more intimate than touch.
3. DRUNK. You're oversharing or simply maudlin.
4. FORCED INTIMACY. Magic. A truth serum, whatever - you didn't mean to bare your soul, but that is precisely what you're doing right now.
5. SLOW-DANCING. There is something inherently intimate about trusting someone else to lead you, and someone trust you to lead them.
6. OTHER. Intimacy can come in many forms. Pick your poison.
XII. OTHER
1. BOUNTY HUNTERS. You're wanted. And someone is chasing you. Maybe it isn't your fault? But maybe you did rob that bank. Either way, there's someone after that price on your head. Confront them, or run? Specify hunter or hunted.
2. TRUTH. You can't tell a lie. Maybe both of you can't, or only one of you, but now is the time to ask those embarrassing questions.
3. LOTUS EATERS. The person posting is trapped in their own dream of personal paradise. The person commenting is trapped with them. Help free them, or fall into paradise?
4. PLANTS OF DEATH. Plants are trying to kill you. (Something's . . . happening.)
5. INSOMNIA. One or both of you can't sleep, and that sucks. Be awake together.
6. DREAMWALKING. One of you is trapped in the other's dream - or nightmare.
7. SOULMATES. You are meant to be, whether the relationship is functional or... less so.
8. POSSESSION. You've been meddling with dark powers beyond the ken of mortal man, and it seems you've accidentally sold your soul. Will you be the traditional kind of demon, horns and hooves, or something far more terrifying and ineffable?.
9. HALLUCINATIONS. A vague classic. Those sounds, those sights, your senses are screwed up and the world is upside down. There's plenty of senses to screw.
10. OTHER-WORDLY. Go to the Other-Wordly blog and hit 'Random' until you get a word. Use the word as a prompt to write up an RP scenario. Do this several times if you like. Mix & match. |
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When a laugh leaves him, it's free and light, and he shakes his head a little. ] You're ridiculous, is what you are.
[ A soft mmn leaves him as Stiles scratches at his scalp, and Derek closes his eyes as his arms settle low around him, fingers curled around his own wrists as he lets them rest just at the base of Stiles' spine. ] I like the sound of that.
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still, the return was nice. derek laughs and it makes something warm and tingly bubble up in his stomach; he shakes his head and buries his nose in the black locks in front of him, to give him something else to focus on besides the slight rise of a flush in his cheek. ] You look comfortable enough, dude. I, on the other hand, cannot slouch like this forever.
[ with a final two tap to his back, stiles leans backwards as if to pull away, but pauses when derek's at least upright and murmurs-- ] Hi.
I'm glad I installed lazarus I didn't hit send on this oops.
Letting Stiles pull away the small distance, he straightens to look at him with a soft expression on his face. It happens, every now and then. For as rough around the edges as he can be, there are moments where it all smooths out, and he becomes pliant and affectionate. His hands sliding down to settle on slender hips is all the more proof, and he leans in towards him. ]
Hi. [ And then he presses a soft kiss to his mouth, brief but sweet, in proper greeting. ]
Fff nice.
Hey, dude. [ when he tips over, he rests his forehead against his and lets him stand there for a second, breathe it all in. it's nice, and it takes stiles a few minutes to speak up again, properly, murmuring-- ] This is so not how I expected tonight to go.
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He missed Stiles. Missed being home and away from the crowds, even if it was for a little while. Now he could have some peace and quiet, and the fact that Stiles was here the way he is? Well, he's certainly not complaining about the mutual surprise. Teasing, he murmurs back-- ] Shouldn't have to change your plains like that.
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of course, that doesn't last long, because he ducks in and kisses him again, once, twice. ] You're the one who changed your plans! Dude, I was expecting watching netflix on your big TV and finishing my paper, not--this. [ his hands gesture behind his back like that means something. ] Not that I'm complaining.
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The kisses are quick and easy, and he huffs an amused sound at him. ] Well, it's not like you still can't do that. So long as that paper gets done I don't think it really matters when it happens. [ He rolls his eyes a little as he gestures, straightening to stand properly again. ]
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but, he's probably exhausted, and stiles unlaces his hands from behind his back, slowly, taking a step back and straightening derek's jacket with his hands. ] Dude, you should--go change. Get comfortable or something. Maybe shower, planes kinda suck ass like that.
[ a beat, and then a grin with a little mischief to it. ] I'll totally join you on any of the above.
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I'm not sure I could stay conscious long enough to take a shower. [ Deadpanned, he tilts his head back and forth as he considers the addition for a second. ] Or maybe I could, if I had company for it.
[ While he doubts much would even happen because of Stiles in his shower with him, he still would love the closeness and that contact. So he just reaches and slides his hands up Stiles' arms, thumbs pressing to his palms to lift his hands away from his jacket. ]
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Done and done, dude. I've been jonesin' for your badass shower anyway, we don't have any hot water in our apartment. [ he scrunches up his nose where derek can't see, because seriously, it is bad (they are poor) but that's part of the benefit of having a boyfriend who's kind of a rockstar. ] C'mon.
[ and casually leading him off to the shower. ]
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The bongo drumming is unappreciated, though, and Derek rolls his eyes at him for it. ] Thank you for the musical accompaniment. [ Dry as his tone is, though, he just lets him take his hand to lead him off. ]
I would've thought that I paid both of you enough to afford hot water. Are you spending it all on booze like a good college student? [ There's something fond in his voice as he follows, rubbing his thumb along the top of his palm. ]
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besides, the rent went up. not totally his fault.
turning back around, he leads him into the bathroom easily and pauses in the doorway, letting go of derek's hand to turn around in his arms and lean forward to kiss him on the mouth once, sweetly. ] Welcome home, man, seriously. It was really quiet without you around--kinda hilarious considering, but, you know. Thought still counts, right?
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Which they should do, considering the sweet kiss that meets Derek when they come into the doorway. He leans forward when it ends, but doesn't really kiss him so much as he just wants to feel the vibration of his words against his lips, the soft drag of a soft mouth. ] Thought still counts.
[ There's a pause where he does kiss him, gentle and lingering as he shrugs his jacket off and simply lets it hit the floor behind him, but then, in a mumble: ] Missed you. It's good to be back.
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he doesn't want to lose this, derek's stubble rubbing against his cheeks, the soft cadence of his voice when he's tired. stiles'll just pull him into the shower and wash his hair for him, till he inevitably falls asleep standing up trying to adjust to the timezones, and he's just fine with that.
(when did he become so sappy? he'll never know.)
he lingers for a moment when it's over, then uses the opportunity to get out of his own shirt, try and hide his red face and speaking through the big sweater's warm fabric over his face. ] I missed you too.
[ he drops it and winks at him, then goes to start the water in his underwear, more or less comfortable with being naked if not next to it with derek. ]
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And after everything that's happened to him, Stiles is literally the best thing to ever happen to him. Despite the rocky start, even, though he's pretty sure that has lent well to the development between them.
But he's damaged goods, and Stiles deserves better.
(They're both idiots, through and through.)
Eyes tracking his movements, even as he pulls his shirt off and muffles his words inside of the familiar material, he huffs something fond and quiet. But rather than tease him, he reaches and pulls his own shirt up so that he can toss it aside. After that, it's just a matter of getting his jeans off, stripping down to the same state of undress as Stiles. ]