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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-10-14 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's not technically supposed to be joining in on the dances; it's the kind of thing meant strictly for the royalty, the upper class. Then again, so was the entire conference itself, and Stiles was starting to become an expert in rule breaking. Besides, it looked like Derek basically needed to be rescued--he'd never seen someone look so absolutely pained at the idea of personal contact and social graces for all of fifteen minutes.

When he comes back around and looks forward, his hand catches Derek's lightly, in the proper imitation of the dance. It was easy to pick up, actually, and as much as these werewolves seemed to enjoy it (there was probably something in here about pack and touching and getting friendly with each other--werewolves), Stiles was in Derek's camp. He raises his eyebrows behind his mask, opens his mouth and smacks his lips together, then looks off to the ceiling. ]


Considering I'm supposed to be your attendant? Yes, exactly. [ He drops his gaze and smiles at him for a minute, mouth quirked up in one of his lopsided grins. ] Wouldn't you rather me over-- [ And he jerks his head forward, to a rather prissy looking woman in front of them. ] -- the alpha from the north, over there? She's been watching you like a particularly tasty piece of meat for the past twenty minutes.
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Gasp.

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-10-23 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Noo, but you got one anyway. That seems like the moral of your life. [ Stiles' mouth twitches into something a little more mischievous, like he knows the other alpha heard him, and slips away again, around another person, and back to Derek. Their hands touch--Stiles' ungloved, as was typical of someone a little more common, and he takes the slow, unending steps forward with a surprising amount of grace. It's mostly because this--this is easy compared to the waltz, the kind of stuff Lydia made him do a thousand times until he didn't look like a total tool when this whole sneak into the conference idea came about. Back then it was just looking for something to do in the city, something lighthearted, compared to the spying he was supposed to be doing now.

But it's hard to think about that when he's got Derek here with him like this, when they're spending time together and becoming friends. He likes the guy. He's funny, if grouchy and kind of bitchy on most days, he has weird habits and despite being a werewolf, there's something incredibly human about him. So he doesn't think about it, doesn't report a lot to Peter, and starts to draw his own conclusions instead. ]
Unfortunately, I don't think there's any escaping it. Think of it this way! I'm here in servitude, you're here because it's supposedly fun.

[ He makes an exaggerated winking gesture under his mask. ] Who's the one that's really suffering here?
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-10-26 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Another go around, and the couples dance is nearly at the end of the line, now--they're almost free from the socialization. It'll be another four or so rounds before Stiles gets to dance with Derek again (and he'll honestly probably just slip out, unless Laura or Cora are in line) so he's pretty much considering blowing this popsicle stand and harassing Erica in the kitchens or something.

Derek catches his interest though, as he looks up at the masked prince for a minute, snorting out an ungraceful laugh when he sighs heavily and keeping his hold on his hand. ]
Oh, is there. Is it the kind that's going to make your mom severely dock my already kinda limited pay, because seriously, I am broke as hell and these dances are apparently my cash cow.

[ He's honestly imagining the dude barreling through this giant line of people like a wrecking ball, but it's exciting all the same. That was a joke, though. ]
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-10-26 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Whoop--[ A noise comes out of his mouth before he can properly actually respond, kind of comically, as Stiles literally gets pulled right out of line, leaving a space where they were. He's quick enough on his feet that Stiles stumbles after him, barely having enough time to skitter across the room behind him, and pushes up his mask with one hand so it doesn't fall off his face.

He's still grinning like a loon, though, feeling that same sort of rush he felt the first day he even snuck in here--the giddy excitement that had come with being part of something he wasn't really allowed to be, redirected into the warm hand that's suddenly holding his and tugging him out of the room. He whispers loudly, just enough to be heard over the orchestra-- ]
Dude, if your mo--the Alpha fires me, it is so your fault!

[ But it's teasing, though. ]
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-10-26 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ By the time they've escaped, Stiles definitely has made eye contact with Laura (who wiggled her eyebrows at him, for some reason), but the first breath of fresh air from the main hall instead of the dance hall is kind of refreshing anyway, and the door slips shut behind them as they make their way away from the hubbub and down the stairs towards the back garden. Stiles follows Derek's example, pushing his mask up and rubbing the sweat from his cheeks, looking over his shoulder to see if anyone followed them. He makes a face at Derek's response, as if he's pondering it over, eyebrows coming up, then nods. ] That sounds like my kind of punishment.

[ By which he means, one that isn't his. With most of the party in the ballroom, the entire world seems to fade away by the time he's followed Derek outside, the noise of the orchestra and pomp and circumstance of old families of werewolves turning into the sound of water rushing nearby, leaves rustling in the trees. It's actually a pretty peaceful night, all things considered, and Stiles takes his first steps outside and inhales deeply, throwing his long arms up and letting them fall to his sides. ] Alright, fine, totally admitting it. You did it, you escaped the pitfalls of socialization almost seamlessly. Congratulations.

[ Derek hasn't let go completely of his hand, but Stiles wasn't really letting go, either. ]
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-10-28 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Stiles is almost wishing he'd had a pair of gloves himself--the night's surprisingly nippy, almost cold enough for sleigh rides and heavy snows. It's getting near the third month of the congress, and while negotiations move on slow as ever, the seasons are changing. These rich supernatural people live in a world that moves at a hell of a different pace than his--it feels like people just party more than they actually negotiate around here.

Shoving his hands in his pockets, he looks up at his "charge", the two inches between them, and grins a little, mask still pushed up on his forehead. ]
It sounds like you're starting to be an expert at this sneaking out thing. [ Looking up at the sky, he rocks back up on his heels. ] Could've used better execution, though. If you need some tips, I know a guy who snuck into a heavily guarded by werewolves event just to see that he could.

[ Not naming any names or anything. At least that much is a well known fact. ]
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-10-28 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Stiles' mouth drops open--completely proving what Derek said, but still--and he snaps it shut again, jostling his shoulder with his. ] It was clearly enough to navigate me through half of the Werewolf Justice League without getting caught so maybe it was my smooth mouth that just got me here.

[ He kind of enjoys bantering with Derek. It started out in a mostly masochistic kind of way, considering they got on like oil and water, but Stiles started to gel into his place in the Hale family over time, and he and Derek seemed to just...start to get along. Now they still insult each other but it feels more playful. Feels more like bantering with a friend.

Maybe with something a little more than that, but Stiles won't address that one, nope. He lifts his hands in a shrug, though, shaking his head. ]
I was totally expecting a lot more when they said "werewolf parties." Like, seriously, all you guys do are the really formal dances. 's so 18th century. Come in, dance, dazzle the whole crowd, leave with a bang--bam, flawless escape plan. [ He smiles a little at that, egging Derek on, albeit playfully. ] My grandma could shake it more than that and she's a 75 year old Polish woman in a wheelchair.
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-10-28 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
At least I get paid for it. [ He grins a little, returning the eyebrow raise with one of his own and starting to bounce on the balls of his feet. It's cold as hell outside, and no amount of frou frou layers seem to be making up for that. He's kind of desperate for his good red coat right now, but considering it's in the boudoir upstairs (since he wasn't exactly expecting to be outside tonight), he's kind of shit out of luck.

When he gets pushed, Stiles bounces a couple of steps away, thrown off balance almost immediately--his hands come out of his pockets and he spreads his arms to try and steady himself, bouncing back to his feet and rolling his eyes. ]
Right, gotta calculate the misanthropy in there, how could I forget.

[ But there's something in those brown eyes that twinkles mischeviously, and he spreads his hands wide. ] I'm a pretty sweet dancer, hard as that is to believe. Lydia made me her practice partner for like months, because she had this huge dance to do with Jackson and, as usual, I ended up being the test dummy.

[ Which was actually kind of upsetting, considering. But it'd been nice to dance with Lydia--she taught him the waltz, a dance they hadn't quite passed on to the high society yet, and he taught her how to cheat and lead Jackson, because she ended up leading most of their dances, anyway. ]
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-10-28 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Limited pay's better than no pay, but if you're gonna put in a good word for me, I'll totally take a raise. I do always have to put up with you. [ That's teasing, and it's obvious in his tone--Stiles' face turns up in a smile, and he turns in a little towards him naturally once he's righted himself again, gravitating.

It's then that there's a blanket of warmth around his shoulders, and the cold practically fades--it's his dress coat, warmed up by Derek's ridiculous body heat and kind of big on Stiles' shoulders in comparison, but still warm. He gets tugged forward but doesn't fight against it at all, and if his cheeks are a little red, well, he can just blame it on the cold. ]
I am a master of grace. These limbs've gotta go somewhere.

[ The first part of that is definitely a joke because it's Stiles. ] Seriously, man, it's all about the waltz, now. So you just have one partner instead of fifty, and you definitely don't walk in a line.

[ And then, well, his hands are moving before his mouth, and he shrugs into the coat, then uses one hand to seek out Derek's, long fingers finding his hand as he takes a step forward, and suddenly there's a lot less space between them. Challenge so accepted okay. ] Gimme your arm.
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-10-28 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Technically, you dragged me out here. [ Innocently. ] I'm just a puny human, what could I have ever done.

[ Which is so much bullshit it could fertilize a field of crops, but that's okay. Stiles watches Derek react, nervous for half a second, but when he obediently offers his arm, Stiles lights up a little and takes it from him, placing it on his own shoulder. One long arm comes to wrap around his waist, and suddenly they're a lot closer than they were, and the flush is starting to spread to his ears, but you know what, he has a point to prove, dammit.

The human of the two grins at him and takes a slow step to the left, then to the right, rocking in time to the music faintly humming from upstairs and making wide, exaggerated movements for Derek to follow. He can feel the heat coming off of him and it's almost instinctual to scoot that much closer, enjoy it, but he focuses on the hand in his, instead. See, he's totally got this. ]
Think of it as more monogamy and less prostitution.
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-10-28 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay, I have an exemplary record before this. [ Grinning a little, he absently remembers something Talia told him. All servants had to be approved by the head of the household, and when Peter had brought him up to her (as a favor for her eldest son, he'd said, which kind of made Stiles' stomach churn, because this dude was seriously up to something), they'd had a little chat in which Stiles was sure he was going to be booted off the premises in about half a second. But Talia had just told him--"make sure my son's happy."

Judging by the look on his face right now, he'd say he wouldn't be getting in trouble at all.

The thought warms something small in his chest, like a candle being lit in the night, and Stiles keeps moving, turning them around in a slow circle on the third count. 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3. ]
Oh, the suffering of being a prince. [ He says so mildly and turns them in another circle, nice and slow. ] Another metaphor, uh-- like, a big juicy steak instead of soy chicken tenders. You know, more awesome.

[ Pause. ] ...I don't know where I was going with that one.
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[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-06 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Until I get fired. [ He laughs a little and glances down, watching Derek's feet between them. Stiles isn't exactly a killer dancer--he's got some sense of rhythm, but even Lydia had given up on him eventually. So he's watching to make sure the teacher doesn't end up getting schooled. (Even though that's probably going to happen anyway.) Humming the counts softly under his breath, he tries to focus on the dance, not the warmth of Derek's hand on his shoulder, the muscle underneath his own hand, the way their fingers seem to fit together. It's nice and probably not helping matters any.

Stiles has had a lot of time to get to know Derek since his arrival here. He's learned a lot about the prince, that a lot of his bitchy façade is mostly just pretense. It's gotten to the point now where he'll laugh with Stiles, in this way that lights up his whole face and crinkles the corners of his eyes that pretty much dazzles him every rare time Stiles gets to see it. He can't help the lopsided smile on his face, even when Derek's making fun of him, and leads the turn around another circle, giving the hand ensconcing his a squeeze. ]
Not everyone can be a wordsmith like you, oh Wolf of Few Words.