i find the map and draw a straight line

[alphafemale]

i'm miles from where you are

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may 2nd, 2011

[hypercompetent]

my dad was elected to be sheriff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's right you are talking to the son of a ~politician~ right now
sort of

either way dad didn't want a big party, but mom was up on her feet and made him a cake! it was pretty great. i hope you had an awesome day, too :)

[alphafemale]

[ A :) makes it onto her phone's screen for all of a minute before she snorts so hard it almost hurts, deleting it.

Congratulations, Sheriff Stilinski. A position well earned. ]