I'd be totally willing to follow you around with a boombox playing noir music if you did that. I'm technically still a ocllege student, I don't have a real life.
[ He laughs, leaning against the fence. ] I dunno, man, I feel like you could get super famous off of being a Maury PI. There's all kinds of crazy Maury shit that goes on here in Beacon Hills. Instant makeovers, teenage pregnancies, all of it. [ And that's not even including the supernatural part. ]
Totally sound reason to get hitched. How long's this been going on?
If you want to be my ambiance guy, I can -- well, actually, I can't pay you, but I can feed you. A little. You like sandwiches, right?
[Everybody liked sandwiches. Yeah, her cooking skills leave something to be desired.]
Kind of feels wrong to capitalize on people's stupid mistakes, doesn't it? America sure does eat that kind of thing up, though.
[She pauses and smiles in reply, affectionate enough that whatever doubts or suspicions Stiles may or may not have, it's enough to confirm that their relationship is pretty damn legit.]
We've been together five years. Married for two.
[More specifically, five years ago, they had been snapping at each other over who was intruding on whose hunt, but hey. That wound up being kind of like foreplay. Foreplay that took a couple of years and Sam's intervention to lead to anything, but foreplay all the same.]
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[ He laughs, leaning against the fence. ] I dunno, man, I feel like you could get super famous off of being a Maury PI. There's all kinds of crazy Maury shit that goes on here in Beacon Hills. Instant makeovers, teenage pregnancies, all of it. [ And that's not even including the supernatural part. ]
Totally sound reason to get hitched. How long's this been going on?
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[Everybody liked sandwiches. Yeah, her cooking skills leave something to be desired.]
Kind of feels wrong to capitalize on people's stupid mistakes, doesn't it? America sure does eat that kind of thing up, though.
[She pauses and smiles in reply, affectionate enough that whatever doubts or suspicions Stiles may or may not have, it's enough to confirm that their relationship is pretty damn legit.]
We've been together five years. Married for two.
[More specifically, five years ago, they had been snapping at each other over who was intruding on whose hunt, but hey. That wound up being kind of like foreplay. Foreplay that took a couple of years and Sam's intervention to lead to anything, but foreplay all the same.]