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So, let me get this all straight. [After most of his work shifts with Scott, Stiles usually ate lunch with Derek. It had been initiated by Laura, usually--she'd have her sour (if incredibly good looking) little brother from the fire department over for lunch, and after she'd seen Stiles and him interacting ("interacting" is a very nice way to put it), she'd started inviting him over to the station to eat. Every day. Sometimes Scott would even grab his sandwich (the little bastard) and run it over to the table.
So it had sort of become routine, and the fact that they were currently sitting in Stiles' miniscule office at the station with the door shut instead, was weird. Really weird. Putting his hand between Scott's ears, Stiles prepares literally the most skeptical of all skeptical looks and stares at Derek.]
You're telling me that my dog. My partner. Is not actually a dog, and is my best friend. Look, that's taking Man's Best Friend to a whole new level. In case you weren't sure? "Shapeshifters"? [airquotes included] only exist in movies and World of Warcraft.
[ Derek, after a point, had gotten used to Laura's meddling in affairs. As well as Scott's to be honest. As annoying as it often was at the start, he got over it fairly quickly and instead opted to let Laura do as she pleased so that he could avoid whatever hell she'd put him through otherwise. Why she thought she needed to meddle so much, he didn't know.
Especially when it came to the sheriff's son. Was any of that actually necessary? It wasn't any of their business, so they should've kept their noses out of it.
But right now, he knows why he's putting his nose into this. He offers Scott a brief look, before he cracks his neck with a heavy sigh. Telling people about shapeshifters always proved to be a task in and of itself, and he knew one exact way to get Stiles to believe him.
[(It was necessary, actually, because Laura Hale knew her little brother, and despite how much of a looker he'd grown up to be, he was mostly socially incompetent. But she could help with that. ♥ )
Stiles raises an eyebrow at him, possibly mounting the skepticism from before--he's obviously unimpressed. This is a waste of his lunch break, and he pats Scott on the head, ruffling his ears.]
So then I guess I'll owe you five bucks and check myself into a mental hospital? Or check you into a mental hospital. That's kind of what I'm considering right now.
Rolling his eyes at the answer, Derek leans forward in his seat so that he can shrug himself out of his jacket. The door is closed behind him, and the station is otherwise quiet. It should be fine to do this, unless some idiot comes barging in wanting Stiles for some reason or another.
Hopefully that winds up not being a thing.
He folds the jacket over the back of the chair, then proceeds to scoot it back a little so he'll have proper room once he's shifted forms. Rather than bothering to strip his clothes before he changes, he opts instead of let them fall off as he...
Well, takes the form of a large, black wolf, calmly standing in front of Stiles' desk. ]
Stiles does the proper thing that any normal human being would do at watching the ridiculously good looking firefighter change from a human to an actual frickin' wolf.
He screams and jumps out of his chair. At least it's sort of a muted scream, and it comes with a loud--] Holygod! [--before he leaps backwards in the chair, half sitting on it, half standing.]
What the hell! You're--[points at Derek]--He's--[POINTS AT SCOTT]
Derek's ears immediately swivel back at the scream, and his lips curl a little in annoyance. But when he doesn't hear anyone coming to find out what the hell is going on with the sheriff's son this time-- probably why no one does, let's be honest-- his expression simply returns to a flat, somehow unimpressed stare.
He's strangely expressive as a wolf, actually. The judgment is just as easy to pick up in his silence with fur as it is in his silence with stubble.
Chuffing at the exclamations, he just tilts his head almost in answer. Yes, Stiles. Very good. ]
Don't you make that face at me oh my God, I'm allowed to be freaked out! [He snaps that almost automatically, practically authoritative, then returns to his previous jesus fucking christ what the hell is going on.] You're a werewolf?! What the fuck! You couldn't have told me tha--
[Abruptly he cuts off midsentence and turns his attention to Scott, with his eyes wide.
It's not as if he didn't want to tell Stiles-- he just couldn't. Especially not when he was having trouble re-assuming a human appearance after so long.
Especially not after being missing for dead so long.
Looking up at Stiles with an apologetic whine, he backs away a little.]
[It's not angry sounding, it's..more like relief. Shock, maybe. Stiles abruptly has to sit down--it feels like his knees are going to give out, otherwise--and he reaches for Scott's head before he can properly back away, grabbing his face and looking at him.
There's a minute of silence before his face cracks into a grin, almost disbelieving, and he ruffles his hands between his ears, swallowing the lump in his throat.]
I--totally knew you were too smart to be a dog.
[He practically wants to cry. Scott's alive.
....Scott's a...wolf..shape...shifter thing, but Scott's alive.]
aight sourfaced mc grump pants,
So it had sort of become routine, and the fact that they were currently sitting in Stiles' miniscule office at the station with the door shut instead, was weird. Really weird. Putting his hand between Scott's ears, Stiles prepares literally the most skeptical of all skeptical looks and stares at Derek.]
You're telling me that my dog. My partner. Is not actually a dog, and is my best friend. Look, that's taking Man's Best Friend to a whole new level. In case you weren't sure? "Shapeshifters"? [airquotes included] only exist in movies and World of Warcraft.
whoops where did you come from
Especially when it came to the sheriff's son. Was any of that actually necessary? It wasn't any of their business, so they should've kept their noses out of it.
But right now, he knows why he's putting his nose into this. He offers Scott a brief look, before he cracks his neck with a heavy sigh. Telling people about shapeshifters always proved to be a task in and of itself, and he knew one exact way to get Stiles to believe him.
It was just a matter of doing it. ]
So if I give you proof, what then?
that's a secret OuO
Stiles raises an eyebrow at him, possibly mounting the skepticism from before--he's obviously unimpressed. This is a waste of his lunch break, and he pats Scott on the head, ruffling his ears.]
So then I guess I'll owe you five bucks and check myself into a mental hospital? Or check you into a mental hospital. That's kind of what I'm considering right now.
Yes well enjoy this.
Rolling his eyes at the answer, Derek leans forward in his seat so that he can shrug himself out of his jacket. The door is closed behind him, and the station is otherwise quiet. It should be fine to do this, unless some idiot comes barging in wanting Stiles for some reason or another.
Hopefully that winds up not being a thing.
He folds the jacket over the back of the chair, then proceeds to scoot it back a little so he'll have proper room once he's shifted forms. Rather than bothering to strip his clothes before he changes, he opts instead of let them fall off as he...
Well, takes the form of a large, black wolf, calmly standing in front of Stiles' desk. ]
cackles
Stiles does the proper thing that any normal human being would do at watching the ridiculously good looking firefighter change from a human to an actual frickin' wolf.
He screams and jumps out of his chair. At least it's sort of a muted scream, and it comes with a loud--] Holygod! [--before he leaps backwards in the chair, half sitting on it, half standing.]
What the hell! You're--[points at Derek]--He's--[POINTS AT SCOTT]
--what?!
[????????????????????]
jfc
Derek's ears immediately swivel back at the scream, and his lips curl a little in annoyance. But when he doesn't hear anyone coming to find out what the hell is going on with the sheriff's son this time-- probably why no one does, let's be honest-- his expression simply returns to a flat, somehow unimpressed stare.
He's strangely expressive as a wolf, actually. The judgment is just as easy to pick up in his silence with fur as it is in his silence with stubble.
Chuffing at the exclamations, he just tilts his head almost in answer. Yes, Stiles. Very good. ]
s2g dreamwidth
Don't you make that face at me oh my God, I'm allowed to be freaked out! [He snaps that almost automatically, practically authoritative, then returns to his previous jesus fucking christ what the hell is going on.] You're a werewolf?! What the fuck! You couldn't have told me tha--
[Abruptly he cuts off midsentence and turns his attention to Scott, with his eyes wide.
His best friend's not missing.]
Scott--?
oh hi there
It's not as if he didn't want to tell Stiles-- he just couldn't. Especially not when he was having trouble re-assuming a human appearance after so long.
Especially not after being missing for dead so long.
Looking up at Stiles with an apologetic whine, he backs away a little.]
whines over feelings
[It's not angry sounding, it's..more like relief. Shock, maybe. Stiles abruptly has to sit down--it feels like his knees are going to give out, otherwise--and he reaches for Scott's head before he can properly back away, grabbing his face and looking at him.
There's a minute of silence before his face cracks into a grin, almost disbelieving, and he ruffles his hands between his ears, swallowing the lump in his throat.]
I--totally knew you were too smart to be a dog.
[He practically wants to cry. Scott's alive.
....Scott's a...wolf..shape...shifter thing, but Scott's alive.]